I don't drink coffee. Partly because I don't have the proper mug for the job, partly because I don't want to turn out like this guy, but most importantly because I have other ways of getting myself... up, late in the morning. And since this is a really late morning (at 4 PM), I really needed one of them "100%-guaranteed to get you... up in the morning" things.

Today, I am in luck: just a few days ago, the pimps from Tecmo and Team Ninja sent out a porno promo trailer for Dead or Alive Xtreme 2, their hawt bitch beach game for the Xbox 360. It's going to take you 8 minutes to watch the clip below, plus whatever time you need to clean up afterwards...

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 promo

Great, now I can go back to sleep.