The Dictatorial Melancholy of Agnes Chan

Seriously, some people have too much time on their hands. I thought I got rid of retards when I quit gaming, but it seems that every freaking industry has its own “special” idiots, who endlessly try to make a name for themselves using methods depicted in a “Stupidity for noobs” guide. Don't get me wrong, these are fun people. Just listening to the utter crap that comes out of their mouths (literally), makes my day brighter, and gives me confidence that, indeed, there are more imbecile humanoids out there besides me.



So, we again have the pleasure to meet Agnes Chan, ex-would-be singer, current TV and radio mascot for several shows who, in her spare time, puts on her robe and her wizard hat and sternly tries to get the carrot out of her ass by fighting against pornography.

Former fail-bikini girl congratulated the recent loli ban, letting loose her deep Chinese mentality by stating that “People who think of children’s nudity as a tool don’t need freedom of expression.” Now, Agnes Obaa-sama, we know that in China freedom of expression owns you, but let's not mix up, like you obviously do, real life things (which, by the way, are handled with more success by authorities, not by some random aging female who happens to be at THAT time of the month), with anime and manga. The difference should be obvious even for mentally impaired people.

Agnes believes (or pretends to believe) that Anime and Manga (probably all genres, we cannot expect one as herself to make a difference between mecha, ecchi or hentai) are “doing cruel things to the children”. Yes, indeed. Those dubious robots trying to save the world from tentacle wielding aliens sure have some darker scheme in their minds, trying to rally up all the children in the world and gangbang them, while casually bombing the Pentagon, White House, Pink House, and the residence of David Hasselhoff, all in one shot.

I think she is just jealous that people actually pay more attention to 2D lolis than to herself. Which is no surprise, either. Ah well, frustration tends to become a defensive weapon sometimes - combined with a good ol' fashioned lack of common sense. This is where the “getting older makes you smarter” routine just won't fit. I wonder what crusade she will start when she will be eighty.

Thanks Sankaku Complex for the scoop.