Man Stabbed For Wanking

Young men with recently acquired tsundere girlfriends should be careful when, where, and how thoroughly they masturbate. It may become quite painful, and not just because women will feel that Mr. Hand's professionalism in the arts of wanking way surpasses theirs, but because some of them will unleash great pain upon the unsuspecting male victim.


Like Rachel here. The 23 year old lady came home from a hard day of endless shopping, only to find her mate secretly making love to some quality pornographic material. .JPG or .BMP, we don't know yet. After promptly entering Shion-Mode, Rachel violently executed some of Jet Li's best moves, kicking her boyfriend's ass from the bedroom to the kitchen, accusing the poor soul of being a "fucking cheater". Not being content with the less-than-severe punishment applied to the victim, she also picked up a knife, artistically carving tribal drawings into his arms, adding a cute finishing touch to his abdomen.

Nothing deadly, though. It was just a scratch. After being thrown out of the house, the man quietly drove to the nearest hospital, where his wounds were treated. Rachel got away with only some light charges, like "disorderly conduct while armed and recklessly endangering safety ".

Yes. Fear thy woman more than you fear God. She can hurt you in many, many ways. Thank the Lord she didn't chop off his Johnny.