As a Christmas gift, the official Japanese Haruhi “I really have issues” Suzumiya website got a little make up. You know, the usual stuff, server optimizations, more cats and, of course, more hiragana. The past weekend, an official presentation was held at Comiket 71, with some of them much sought after limited edition goodies being sold in the process. December 23rd was the moment all the horny Americans have been waiting for, hence the announcement that Kadokawa Pictures USA and Bandai Entertainment Inc. will jointly release the anime in North America. This news came at the official USA site www.asosbrigade.com, and, according to some folks at Bandai, the site was assaulted by tens of thousands visitors, with an exquisite orgasm of hundreds of thousands requests being generated to the webserver. Wow, that’s a lot. If my World of Warcraft server would suffer such molesting punishment from the fans, it would crash in an instance. And, of course, with me in an instance, huntin’ fer epixx. Following the said announcement, a Myspace page saw the light of the day, and in less than 24 hours, it ranked among the first 50 top viewed pages on Myspace. I would understand that, if it would host some proper Mikuru porn. But it doesn’t. WE NEED MOAR MIKURU PORN DAMN IT!