Spin-offs, Shmin-offs

Once upon a time, in a far far away land (a land full of nice people, ramen and yukatas), a magazine called Oricon decided to ask it's readers to take a quick poll. This majestic gesture of good will tried to gather all Japanese people around (men, women and young girls who give a darn about anime) and to ask them what anime character would they like to see in a spin-off. Simple as that. The results, more or less surprising, may be joy for some, and agony for others. Series like Death Note, Mobile Suit Gundam or Lupin the 3rd, seem to provide people with various and entertaining characters. With emphasis on seem. Anyway, enough chatter, here are the results, shamelessly copy-pasted from The Otaku:

Men's results:
1. Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
2. L - Death Note
3. Krillin - Dragonball
4. Roronoa Zoro - One Piece
5. Usopp - One Piece
6. Colonel Roy Mustang - Fullmetal Alchemist
7. Fujiko Mine - Lupin The 3rd
8. Inspector Zenigata - Lupin The 3rd
9. Daisuke Jigen - Lupin The 3rd
10. Sumire Onda - Bayside Shakedown

Women's results:
1. L - Death Note
2. Kaede Rukawa - Slam Dunk
3. Masumi Okuyama - Nodame Cantabile
4. Reira Serizawa - Nana
5. Shinichi Okazaki - Nana
6. Rui Hanazawa - Hana Yori Dango
7. Fujiko Mine - Lupin The 3rd
8. Goemon Ishikawa - Lupin The 3rd
9. Ryutaro Mine - Nodame Cantabile
10. Roronoa Zoro - One Piece

Overall results:
1. L - Death Note
2. Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
3. Kaede Rukawa - Slam Dunk
4. Roronoa Zoro - One Piece
5. Fujiko Mine - Lupin The 3rd
6. Krillin - Dragonball
7. Goemon Ishikawa - Lupin The 3rd
8. Masumi Okuyama - Nodame Cantabile
9. Shinichi Okazaki - Nana
10. Usopp - One Piece

Now who in their right mind wouldn't want to see a spin-off starring Choco, a spin-off where she has three twin raging lesbian little sisters? Something must be really wrong with people.