Best Lolicon Anime of 2009 Animekon Award

I was going to post this a lot sooner, I really was. But then - about a month ago - it hit me! What if Kiss x Sis actually qualifies for our annual "Best Lolicon Anime" award? What if those perverted Suminoe twins are in fact lolis, despite them being older than their step-brother? What if... What if a flat chest isn't fine, too!? Could humanity possibly survive such a dreadful revelation?

But, alas, it was too late for such existential doubts. By that point, way too many votes had been cast, and the fate of the Best Lolicon Anime of 2009 was all but sealed: the Kojikan lolis were once again emerging victorious, as they did when we first introduced this award two years ago, and nothing was going to stop them. So, long story short, our third annual award goes to the Kodomo no Jikan: Ni Gakki OVA.



As for Kiss x Sis, last month's poll did indeed confirm my worries: that most of you do think of Ako and Riko as being full-fledged lolis. So the question begs itself: which anime would've won, between Kodomo no Jikan: Ni Gakki and Kiss x Sis?...

Well, we'll probably never know, since the above award is final. Shikashi! We absolutely have to recognize the latter for its unrivaled levels of ecchiness, for making us roll all over the floor in demented laughter, with each new episode, and for remaining our most-wanted anime even now in 2010, as we wait for its final OVA volume to come this June 4.

Therefore, I feel that Kiss x Sis is well deserving of an award all by itself. Let's call it... hmm... "Ecchi Excellence"? Yep, that'll do. And we'll keep this in mind for next year, as well. Until then, behold our brand new, unplanned-for (annual?) award.



Now how about some real news, eh? Or maybe not today. Pillow-chan, where art thou?