Several anime sessions (and just as many near-death nosebleeding experiences) have kept me away from our beloved TV-kun in these early days of 2007. But now that I’m heki-heki, it’s time for a massive update! Uhmm… no, not OVER NINE THOUSAND, but close enough.

Heading this weekend’s orgy of new anime trailers is, as expected, the lascivious Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny trailer, revealing one or two mammalian protuberances… Not entirely safe for work, mind you.

Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny promo

I, myself, would rather go for something more refreshing though. Liek this. And this. And certainly this. And, let’s not forget, this. It’s a new ichigo-mashimaro’esque series spanking off this month in Japan, called Manabi Straight, and by the looks of it, Chi-chan is about to get some seriously underaged competition. Hmm-hmm, I’d hit them all, and then I’d make them play with my Wii. The loser-chan would naturally have to swallow!

In other trailing news, TVkon now also greets you with the 4th episode of Ayumayu Theater, promo trailers for Venus Versus Virus, Master of Epic, Himawari!! (the sequel), Saint October, Les Miserables, and the Romeo x Juliet trailer my pedo comrade mentioned last month. Loli Jesus dares you not to enjoy yerself!