The Chinese Army Pwns Toy Companies

The Chinese army not only wins wars, or threatens to invade anyone who declares himself an enemy with endless waves of infantry, but it also wins trials. Without bloodshed, actually. Living in a such democratic *cough* country as China, your average toy company may find itself being legally spanked by authorities for, let's say, using images of Chinese soldiers on the packages of their toys. Toys including guns, swords and other very deadly objects. No Lolitas, though. According to the all-free-and-objective newspaper China Daily, a certain toy company ironically named Shenzhen Xinhe Handicraft Co. has "violated" (this word gives me some unnaturally shrugs) the army's honor, and was fined with about 100.000 USD for sticking faces of imbecile soldiers (excuse my pleonasm) on their products. Why do I bring this to your attention? Well... This is just like wanking. Using certain images to fulfill your most intimate desires. The company's most intimate desires being making loads of money, naturally. Now, if this is the case, then people randomly using images like these for self-sustained orgies can be fined too. Worse, even sent to jail. In other words, wanking is punishable in China. I shall erase all my anime collection if I will ever be forced to move to China.