Last night, Choco-chan came to my place while I was half asleep, carrying a box full of little girl’s underwear in one hand, and pictures with her naked in the other. She asked me to be her friend, and promised me that she will be obedient, will do whatever I command her to do, will call me onii-chan and will perform oral sex to me countless times, daily. Then, sadly, I woke up.
Now, with this dream in mind, I find the results of Ranking Japan’s survey pretty awkward. The guys there conducted a poll on a group of 200 manly users (with age varying from 20 to 30), about the one anime character that they would like to have as their friend. Strangely enough, their choices are as follows:

1: Doraemon (Doraemon)
2: Lupin (Lupin the 3rd)
3: Conan (Meitantei Conan/Case Closed)
4: Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro)
5: Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
6: Asakura Minami (Touch)
7: Sergeant Keroro (Sergeant Keroro/Sergeant Frog)
8: Lum (Urusei Yatsura)
9: Ayanami Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
10: Ryou-san (Kochira Katsushika-ku Kamearikouen-mae Hashutsujo/This is the Police Station in Front of Kameari Park in Katsushika Ward)

Wanting a spooky robotic cat as your best friend, over any anime lolita troubles me, as I start questioning the Japanese people’s sexual orientation.