Have you ever heard of Lara Croft? Best described by her humongous, round assets, the lady in question stood as a monument for horny gamers since long as I can remember. But, as we all know, girls tend to become obsolete after passing a “certain” age (and certain exaggerated measures, in my book), so the time of Lara is quickly approaching to an end. An unhappy end, for all of you out there who got boners just watching her boobs on a daily basis. Why do I say that? Behold, Lava Kroft, the future of mankind's wanking material. A new mobile-phone game starring, as we can see, a Japanese version of the game industry’s sex symbol, with smaller breasts (witch is good, actually), shorter hair, and with a red sexy dragon tattooed on her arm. Cool. I always thought that Lara Croft is a bitch that does not deserve the reputation she has. More about that, I think she is ugly, so I excitedly welcome miss Lava Kroft in our lonely, pathetic, yet full of enjoyment lives. Too bad she’s not younger, though.