There is this thingy in Japan called Nittelegenic, a group of four female celebrities that, at some point or another, start promoting stuff like swimsuits, strawberry-spotted lady underwear, or, why not, the occasional anime porn while they’re at it. Well, this year, the famous quartet is composed of some damn fine lasses, Hitomi Aizawa, age 23, Hitomi Kitamura, age 21, Mikie Hara, age 19, and, of course, the almost-lolita of the year, Megumi Kusaba, age 17 (who won The special reader's prize in some beauty contest that I unfortunelly missed) . A very fine age. Now each of these girls promoted their individual swimsuit DVDs at some event held in Tokyo. Mmmm, swimsuits? Sounds good enough to hit. Featuring the hot babes in tiny bikinis and other very appealing pieces of clothing, the DVDs are priced somewere at around 4.000 yen, a preety reasonable amount of spendola, if you ask me, for any decent, hard working citizen that wants to spend his summer days drolling over women he won’t possibly have. Ever.

Aizawa said: "You can watch me in a bath covered with bubbles!". I, for one, would cover her in bubbles, strawberry cream, banana shake, wine, and various other fluids, be it organic or no, if her heart so desires. Kitamura said she is wearing “a little, tiny dress” in the DVD (I really am starting to imagine now just how tiny). Hara mumbled something absolutely unthinkable about being herself in the video (this girl should really learn the meaning of cosplay – or better, underaged anime cosplay), while miss Lolita claims that her DVD (the one witch I would probably buy if I could somehow order it) shows different sides of her, such as the amusing Kusaba grown-up Kusaba, girlish Kusaba, energetic Kusaba, and grown-up Kusaba. I really don’t bite on that grown-up part, but hey, life’s a bitch.