We interrupt this loli program to bring you a special, much appreciated feature in our lands of lore – booze. Yes, the pure, delightful, alcoholic beverages that bring up sparks of joy and happiness in any sane human’s life. Seems like Japanese people enjoy this little bachic goodness too, since their (beautiful and full of lolitas) country is world’s number six biggest beer consumer, and, of course, Asia’s finest drunken bunch of weirdos. It is said that, back in the samurai days (samurai = devoted male specimens who would valiantly commit hara kiri if they would fail to hit on a little girl), beer was something of a tabu amongst the average folk, considered by many to be a strange liquid brewed in some of the foreigner enclaves on Japan territory. But, alas, that was about to change in the late 1800’s when the little yellow people became curious about other stuff than their own and started absorbing other cultures, just like an anime freak would absorb delightful obscene videos of naked Miharu-Chan. Cherishing beer like some sort of a demi-god imported from Western countries (along with diseases, murderers, rapists, thieves and other categories us Europeans excel at), the government even set up its own brewery somewere in 1876. With the help of German drunktards brewmasters, of course. Beer is now treated in Japan even higher than their own national, strange, fluid, the one and only sake (witch, I must say, has quite a low concentration of alcohol for my corrupted and disoriented taste), but still, it is not treated as high as lolitas. Or at least we hope so.

Thus endeth the “Japanese people are a bunch of drunks” history lesson. Now you can leave this site more enlightened than ever.