This shit can only happen in my country. Really. Here's the deal:

A guy kills someone. Nothing new here... Then, he rots in jail like the nice convict that he is for a long, long time, surrounded by horny fellow inmates, who like to play a game called "Drop the Soap. Often". One day, Divine Intervention strikes - the said individual realises he has been tricked by none other than God himself, which, apparently, did not respect the terms of the agreement they had during the... baptising process. When you get baptised, God promises lots of things, from Protection Against Evil Alignment (yea, God is addicted to D&D, too), to all sorts of random blessings, making your life a lot easier. So, I guess killing someone in the process made this deal obsolete, hence the lawsuit that followed...

The guy sued God for malpractice. He had all the legal papers, too, offlicial legal notice and other crap. He made one terrible mistake, though, and the Court of Law decided to close the case as fast as you would say "loli in a box". The reason? The "convict", a.k.a. God, could not be found at the adress mentioned in the said complaint. Because the poor bastard mentioned "Heaven". That's what happens when you don't know that God actually lives in Japan.

Things that take place in Romania are made of win.