We all know how the deal goes in Japan when it comes to idols. Be it 10 years old, be it 20 (ah, what the hell, they all look the same age, which is good), these girls are all over DVD covers, selling for big bucks in all sorts of *legal* stores throughout the country. The business itself is a legit one, as I was saying a few weeks ago, so if you would organise a photo shooting like this in the middle of Tokyo, the cops would just pass by, eventually drooling a bit over them cute teenagers. And their tight bikini pantsu.

The folks over at Secret Japan are pointing us to such a DVD idol, and the scary part is that she’s only 5 years old. The even scarier part is that Nene-chan was being "available" for purchase even on Amazon (well, at least until some dude woke up and smelled the lawsuits), although, later, she was brutally removed from the list. No matter, if you’re into this kind of shit, Amazon has lots of underaged idols, just waiting for you to buy their catalogues and flurp like a maniac.