I was looking for some pussy that I could slap on a new t-shirt I had in mind for next week's Otaku Fest, when suddenly, I came across a most disturbing image. A Magic: The Gathering card... with Osaka on it! Yes, that Osaka, from Azumanga Duh'yo.



I realize this image may have been out there for years, but what I don't understand is why on earth isn't there any Azumanga: The Gathering trading card game by now? I mean, you got your Creatures (schoolgirls, pedo teachers, nekos), you got your nose blood mana sources (pantsu, bathing suits), you got your artifacts (Chiyo's father?!). And as for the rules... well, who needs 'em, when you got underaged anime chicks. With issues!

I demand there be such a card game!