If you want your quality time with the toilet improved, then take heed at what Sony is doing these days, no far than Leipzig, at this year's Game Convention. Requirements are as follows:

1. You need to be taking a serious dump.
2. You need to enjoy Playstation consoles AND to not have any real or social life at all.
3. You must spend at least 30 minutes taking that dump. This is required both for rectal enjoyment and for getting to the first checkpoint in any game.


I'd personally switch the console with some loli porn, for even greater enjoyment. Some random psycho might actually prefer the traditional newspaper, for some sick and perverted reasons.