This is not loli-in-a-box, this is Tifa-in-a-can. Suntory will be making us a delicious offer, along with Final Fantasy VII’s 10th anniversary, planning to sell a “limited edition” of Final Fantasy VII Potion for a mere 191 yen per can. The shipment of 4.8 million goodies will arrive in stores around October 23, each can featuring characters from the game, Cloud, Tifa, Sephiroth (no, it’s not some idiot Blood Elf Paladin, it’s actually a character from the fucking game), and others.

Final Fantasy VII Potion is probably just some cheap carbonated drink with no taste at all, but the aluminium cans are worth every single penny. I mean yen. GIEF NAKED LOLI AERIS CAN PL0X!