Japan is flooded. This time, not with porn.

Evil has declared war on our favourite little country, as torrential rain has utterly destroyed the southern island of Kyushu. Worse than the Full Metal Alchemist would, after not sticking his Wii in Winry's blonde ass for several long years. Our team of experts has been sent to the location to investigate the number of casualities (and to retrive some underaged anime porn while they're at it), and we are happy to announce that no lolitas were lost during the tragic calamities. The 21 dead people are over 17 years old, so they are of little matter to us, but we gladly volunteer to confort their little daughters in such harsh moments as these. God protects lolies, that's for sure.

The worst affected region was Kagoshima prefecture, on the southern tip of the island, which has been battered by rain in recent days.
Flooding across Japan has killed at least 21 people in the past week.
More rain is expected in Kyushu in the next 24 hours. Tens of thousands have been advised to leave their homes.
The Japanese military has been called in to help with rescue operations.
Heavy rains and landslides have killed dozens of people across northeast Asia since mid-July.

If wind and rain would have an urge to harm Imouto-chan, then I would declare war on God. Or on George Bush.