Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was such a tease! Why would Square call it like that, when it wasn't really about small children, but once again about that gay Cloud "mr. I don't give a shit" Strife. Not to mention that it had no Tifa fan-service, which was even more despicable!

Don't get me wrong: I loved the film's image, I loved the music, and I loved the fights, especially that first one in the church with Tifa (hawt, hawt, hawt!). But since the story was so crappy, the very least they could have done was to show more children. And by children, I mean little girls.



All is not lost, however. Because another anime'ish news to come out of this weekend's Tokyo Game Show was Square's presentation of an Advent Children: Complete trailer. Advent Children: Complete will be a new release of the FF7 movie on DVD and Blu-ray, which is likely to contain some new material. What kind of material exactly, I have no idea. But the kinkier, the better.

Now I know what Jesus meant when he said "Let the little children come to me"...