We all know maids are a part of Japanese lifestyle, be it legal or illegal. I was ranting a while back just how pissed off I am because we do not have Maid Cafes in the surroundings of the place I live in, plus there is absolutely zero chance for one in the future. Hell, in the rest of Earth’s existence, actually.

Besides Maid Cafes, there are various other services one cute little Japanese can provide to us hungry otakus, one being the footcare (implying a foot bath, followed by a good ol’ foot massage), while the more addicted folks can always use the Soine de Maid-san service, which lets you hire a maid for a certain amount of cash, get her to come to your apartment, show her your anime porn collection, and then eventually rape her. Against her will, though. The maid will spend the night over and even sleep next to you (no touching, sadly, it’s against company’s policy). I guess sex might be involved, after all, but officially, it ain’t.

Next on the list is the latest Maid trend, meaning the Meido Taxi. Again, hiring Maids is involved, and this time they even come packed with a cab. For a mere 5,700 yen per hour, you get to run around in your own vehicle, while accompanied by a hawt chick. And you can brag about it later to your friends, only IF you somehow managed to get those upskirt photos. The service seems to be aimed at folks having troubles with the town geography.

I wonder when will we get the goth lolita taxi shit. Via Danny