I, of all people, should know that the virtual limbo known to us as The Mighty Internet hides tons of freaks, weirdos, perverted bastards, banana haters, and cookies. It is the natural law of the jungle. Mister Lion eats Mister Rabbit, and Mister bear rapes Miss Fox. You cannot get a good nosebleed by just walking arround a bus station and stalking little girls, because, well, there is this thing called The Police. And they are mean. That is the reason everybody loves the internet, and, as we all know, the internet was designed by the Pink Underaged Godess for one purpose, and one purpose only. For porn. And for downloading illegal anime torrents.
As for the porn thinghy, there are several types of people, based on what porn they prefer. Ye’ve got your usual lolicons, zoophiles, necrophiles, hell, you even got your average normal people (*gasps*) who enjoy some good old fasion humping. Yes, the internet is such a big place. But what do you do when, suddenly, out of the blue, you find out about furniture porn?

Yeah, tickle the clit, baby!