And in other news from the wacky land of Osaka, a security guard was just seized for trying to seek bribe from an elementary school teacher. Yes, I know, elementary and school, when used in the same sentence, cause massive and irreversible boners. The reason for this blackmail is pretty simple: the guard found some photos and videos featuring naked school girls in the teacher’s locker, and decided this is a good opportunity for some well earned spendola.

The police, hard workers as we all know they are, are now suspecting that someone from within the school was casually involved in masterminding the whole “let’s take some cool pictures” concept, be it when the innocent soon-to-be ladies were taking a shower, changing into their tight swimsuits, or measuring their a-cups for the delight of the audience.

After the guard tried to go on a blackmail rampage, the teacher complained to the Osaka police, and the officials raided the culprit’s home - only to find tons and tons of videos, pictures and other stuff involving naked lolis. Poor fellow, he made a terrible mistake. How the hell can a fellow lolicon try to bribe another fellow lolicon for being a lolicon? This just doesn’t make any sense to me. Ah well, Osaka, the land of all possibilities.

Via Mainichi (via CryoCopy, should the link be soon gone)