Back in September, I was ranting about the crazy (and yet, delightful and strangely arousing) ideas that mindlessly float in the heads of Japanese people, one of them being the opening of a Maid Taxi company. A superb concept, mostly designed for those injured people that need a lift, either to the nearest hospital, either to the nearest pub to drench themselves in alcohol.

Well... It was good and dandy while it lasted. It seems that, after only three months of genuine and hard work, the maids had to lock down their suits in the closet, the cab drivers had to throw away the key, while the company closed its gates due to... breaking the transportation laws. And this time, actually, it was not their fault.

The said service was registered, according to Dogs in ze Can, as a “social welfare taxi service”, as in licensed only to transport injured folks, or people that cannot, for the love of loli Jesus, find their way throughout the city. And so it happened, God knows why, that many, many MEN were faking either a broken leg, either headaches, or other mind incapacitating diseases just to find a soft and warm spot in a car, next to a very young and beautiful maid. And carrying them around town would have meant breaking the damn law, so the company decided to close down its services.

Too bad... One less pantsu service to enjoy. I would have faked amnesia.