Mister Brian Ruh is having a hard time getting a new girlfriend, so he decided to do things in the “deep” way. Meaning that he wants to assemble materials and facts for a book philosophically entitled “Terminal Dogma: Essays on Neon Genesis Evangelion”. Yea. “Terminal Dogma”. That sounds more profound than “Miu-Chan’s perfectly shaped vagina”. The said book will focus on discussing elements of the show, plus the way Evangelion has been received by the public, the way it made large communities of otakus gather around and jerk off Asuka-Chan’s godly presence, or, why not, the way it has been marketed. While not being able to do all this things himself, Mister Ruh is requesting tons of essays, from “academical” sources and anime fans alike, to be included in his book.
How very interesting, indeed. Evangelion is to become a religion for the future, and a big study course for our little girls in school. Educational, yet lacking the right number of underaged anime chicks. So I will skip it. As for all you out there who actually give your piece of hardly harvested shit for Evangelion, here is a list of requirements that must (or must not) be included in your very elaborated essay:

Psychoanalysis and Evangelion
Narrative structures of the TV series / films
The reception of Evangelion (both in Japan and in other countries)
Evangelion on DVD
The merchandising of Evangelion
Evangelion manga
Evangelion video games
The role of Evangelion in anime canon formation
Evangelion in the context of Hideaki Anno’s / Gainax’s other works
Evangelion’s references to previous anime
Music in Evangelion
Evangelion fanfiction / doujinshi
Animators / animation techniques in Evangelion
Evangelion fandom / websites / shrines
Language use / translating Evangelion

Final essays will be around 5000 words. Please send proposals of
500-700 words or completed essays as well as a brief CV / personal
bio to the editor at evabook[at]gmail.com
Deadline: December 31, 2006

And here is the only hitable chick in Evangelion, witch is actually too old to be considered wanking material. Even with those Chi-looking stuff growing out of her head:

I still wonder what is more full of crap, Evangelion or Ghost in The Gay Shell. Because the crap is exploding out of both. In geizers.