We here in Romania are proud (and some of us, not so proud) of having some of the best hackers in the entire world. Why? I don’t really know, must be the environment, the sunny breeze, cheap booze, and massive porn downloads. The fact is that, once every few years, some 9 years old kid decides to hack into NASA, or Pentagon, or whatever gay self-defense (read “institutes meant to take over the world”) organizations they might have. And what do American officials do? The smart thing, for once. They don’t throw the kid in jail, nor rape him, they just... offer him a job. Because obviously, he knows what he’s doing.

Following a similar trend, Tokyo Anime Center dude Masakazu Kubo, submitted a paperwork regarding Japan’s anime industry, its ups and downs, where they went wrong and how to improve it. Amongst others, Kubo-kun mentions about the “amateur” translators responsible for subbing and uploading illegal English version of certain anime series onto the internet. His solution? You guessed it right, hire the fucking bastards. Hire their asses so they will be too busy behind a desk, wanking on naked legal lolis, to actually fansub something.

Animenation scoop.