I like to pop bubbles. I had the urge to pop them wide open since the day I saw my first lesbian loli fanart. But, if there are people out there who like popping a bubble or two more than I do, then it’s the Japanese.

While sharing this twisted pleasure is certainly not an issue, it still amazes me to see how far they would go in regards to marketing such useless, but funny products, products that, in any other place known to mankind, would definitely suck ass. First off, they invented the Mugen Puchi Puchi - a keychain thing that easily allowed you to endlessly pop any bubble that you please. Anywhere. Annoying everybody. Awesomely cool, ain’t it?

But since just popping bubbles tends to become utterly boring after the 2nd millionth use, the enlightened scientists at Bandai decided to add a little twist. A Moe twist, to be more precise. What they actually did was take the Mugen Puchi Puchi, add the voice talent of Kugimiya Rie (great seyuu, nice Shana performance) and... voila! An excellent device, fit for all your inner-most desires.

The newly concocted Puchi Moe comes in not less than four variations, each and everyone of them having a distinct set of Moe replies. The Tsundere, the Maid, the Little Sister (fuzzy feeling incoming) and the Childhood Friend. It is said that, after mindlessly popping the bubbles for about 50 times, you will be blessed with a voice clip, depending on the variation you have purchased. As in, if you got the Little Sister one, you will hear her desperate cries for the forever-loving onii-chan. If you stop popping, the voice will actually beg you to start again. Cool shit.

I sure do need one of these to ruin the fucking daily meetings that my boss stubbornly arranges for us each morning. I can hear it already:
Grumpy Boss That Does Not Give Me a Raise: “So, in which slavery department shall I send you today to work for free and overtime, while I spend the money I made on your back somewhere in fucking Tahiti?”
Aroused Little Sister That Just Demands to be Banged: “Noo, Nii-chan, not in THAT hole!”

Japanator scoop.