Ah, to hell with sleep, here's one last Canned Dogs scoop before I call it a day. Looks like there's at least one upcoming Wii game out there which isn't exactly safe for work and for the entire family, as Nintendo says they all are. It's called Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper (website), and it's coming on April 24. Zepy's post makes a fine mess of describing this totally weird game.

"The game is supposed to be about the king of dirt trying to dirty your school and you have to clean and protect your school from dirt by maintaining good relations with the cleaning fairies and the girls in school and create cleaning sentai that will save the world from dirt by eating bananas while naked in the bath."

The marginally-safe-for-work screenies from Famitsu below are supposedly rewards in the game after winning battles. Or in plain Engrish, pedobait.