There are more reasons for the (un)godly existence of the Internetz. First off, we have porn. Undoubtedly, the main and best reason: one could not - and certainly would not - live without it. Second, that’s why funsubs were magnificently created by not-so-lesser beings - for us to download. Via the Internet. Third, World of Warcraft. One word: Night. Elven. Chicks. Naked. Nuff said.

Still, there is one more reason for it. A mighty strange one, but there is. Enter goth lolita Ai Enma and her MySpace copycat, Jigoku Tsuushin, where any retard with an issue or two can log and troll the forums, wishing death, FFS NOOB DIE, l2p, and various other skilled Internet memes, upon other people. The cursed individual dies, Ai has an orgasm, and the guy who put the curse online goes to non-loli Hell as well, sooner or later. Then, Ai has another orgasm.

Yes, you have guessed it, we’re talking about Jigoku Shoujo. Recently, the series’ Japanese website announced that the third installment in this spooky / sometimes not rational anime will be called Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae - even more, this year’s Tokyo International Anime Fair will host an event on March 30th, with seyuus Mamiko Noto and Masaya Matsukaze ranting about the show.

What a crap news to point out the fact that Ai has an orgasm, eh?