There is bloodshed everywhere. Even in Thailand. The land of cheap and perfectly capable whores. They say some gunmen put on their loli student costumes, stalked a buddhist teacher and nailed him to the ground in front of his entire classroom. With thorium shells. A classroom probably filled with little girls just begging to be taught a lesson. Education first, you know. All the newspapers and other unreliable sources say that this brutal act was commited by Muslim insurgents (who may be jealous in some sick, perverted way), but I know for sure this is an action against an underground organisation, called “The Worshipers of Kimura-Sensei”. Kimura is a well-known terrorist who hits on little girls, twisting their minds with the power of the Staff of Loli Resistance. He is wanted by police forces, militant factions and lolicons alike, for having the guts to hit on Kaorin-chan. Unforgivable.

"He has taught at this school for 20 years and has no fight with anyone," police Colonel Bunleu Chawet said. "This is the work of insurgents."
The shooting prompted some 20 local schools to close indefinitely, an official said.
At least 30 teachers have been killed since the beginning of the insurgency.

Remind me never ever to become a teacher in Asia, they will kill me on first sight. Because I would stare at their lolies with a very perverted look in my innocent eyes. Read here the full tragedy.