Some late-night Mainichi browsing landed me on this not-so-funny story (backup on CryoCopy) about a 16-year-old girl getting a dangerously sticky facial from an assailant in Aichi, Japan. Both the girl and the attacker were riding bicycles, so he must have been a master marksman for squirting his adhesive substance right in her face. And not only that, but the girl was even hospitalized, to have her left eye washed.

The moral of the story: wear your helmet and goggles when cycling.


In other loli innuendo news (backup on CryoCopy), a Tokyo junior high school teacher was arrested for performing "indecent acts" on one of his homeroom students, a 15-year-old girl who was just a week away from her graduation at the time of the indecent incident. We can all guess why he did it, but check out why she did it:

"I couldn't refuse to go with him because I didn't want the teacher I trust to hate me", she was quoted as telling investigators.

Popping a loli's cherry sure sounds easier than stealing her candy.

Update: And another one (Cryo), this time involving a 16-year-old high school girl.