The Melancholy of Porn

What happens when an anime sells? More exactly, what happens when a certain anime show gets hyped? So hyped that, even if it's a piece of Japanese crap, people are watching it over and over again, drooling like a bunch of Pavlov's muts with explosive dihareea? Well, one thing is for certain, it also gets some freaking porn related film. Though I am not aware of the existence of such forbidden movies for titles like School Rumble, FMA or other previous shows that I (and not only I) consider to be more hyped than George Bush's plain old imbecility, I do know that the newly entitled King and Queen of Mother Hype, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu has some preety sneaky and jolly fans that are working it behind the scenes. Literally. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed this anime series, and I even watched it twice. And for that, I can certainly, and with a vigorous sense of honor, salute the development of such a fine film, BUT with only one condition. Less Suzumiya, more Mikuru. Wee need more Moe, not more sadistic teenage girls that like to torture fluffy kittens with a rusty screwdriver. Oh, yes, I wouldn't mind some good old fasioned Imouto-Chan, either. Hehe. Eh, well, for all of you people over 18, here is the link. For the others... Hell, just browse it. You'll win the Internet.