This is a bit of old news, but hey, interesting and very educational. According to Dogz in ze Can, the Miyagi Prefectural Police uncovered the body of a poor 37 years old individual, burried in his apartment under large stacks of manga (and various other magazines, that may, or may have not, contained awesome wanking material). It all seems to have been an accident caused by the recent Japanese earthquake, but the folks in the department are still tirelessly investigating the strange happening.

Just a hint to all you manga stashers out there: if you happen to live in a place that is bound to fall victim to over nine thousand earthquakes per minute, DON'T, I repeat, DON'T organize your magazine collection in huge stacks of over 2 meters tall, near your bed. NEVER. While it may seem comfortable to sit in your futon-chan and casually reach out for the latest issue of "insert random loli porn here", it also means that just a minor ground shaking could turn your sweet loli paper castle into dust. On top of you. Getting you killed. Painfully.