A Starfish Looks Loli And... *Breathing Hard*

Oh, the wonders of Akihabara! Everything an otaku could desire - and often everything else, too - awaits there for the groping. As to how desirable is the item we're about to present... well, who cares? It's got loli pics, so our seal of approval is as good as won. And today's random Akiba pick is... "Moemoe Yudoku Seibutsu Zukan", a moe-moe guide of poisonous creatures. Because Engrish-teaching moe(tan) guides just don't cut it anymore.



This picture book was released on February 12, and one of the shops selling it in Tokyo's most distinguished district Akihabara was promoting it with the tagline "a starfish looks loli and... [breathing hard]". She does, doesn't she?... *breathing hard*. And so does that poisonous loli-bird... *breathing harder*

Below you'll find several more poisonous pictures courtesy of AkibaBlog, who goes on to detail the book's less alluring contents: it introduces 44 poisonous creatures grouped by 5 categories - living in the ocean, on the ground, snakes, insects and plants - and apparently each one is accompanied by a full-page drawing of its humanized 2D counterpart.

All in all, perfectly useless. But still perfectly moe.