Sony Playstation Pwns Sony Playstation

…Or how to launch an incredible ninja-kick in your own nuts. According to Yahoo's sources, whatever is being manufactured by Sony tends to go retroactive – and yes, I have been noticing that for a long time now. With the launch of PS3 so long ago, many people would have expected booming sales, wave after wave of incredible gaming experiences, not to mention the enormous amount of loli porn that could be vigorously adapted to the BluRay format. All we had to do is wait...

And then, wait some more. Let's face it, as much “fun” would be to own a PS3, as much awesomeness this “next-gen-we-are-so-l33t” thing has to offer, there is still not nearly enough stuff to “mitigate” the -fanboy boner. So, what to do? Easy-peasy. Make PS2 even cheaper than it is right now (excluding fourth world countries such as my own, where a modded PS2 can be purchased for the price of an used condom). Make it... 99.99 USD. Official.

This (at first glance) curious marketing move has sky rocketed PS2 sales by no less than 50 percent, obviously making the PS3 look like a little broken Transformer toy on a yard sale. Interesting. And since we're at pointing fingers at Sony, let's not mention the fact that every other console and their grandmothers have outsold PS2, PS3 and PSP last month.

Ah well, PS3's nii-chan was right. You can't beat it, not until you have more than ZERO Final Fantasy games taking full advantage of your “new and improved” system performances. In other words, Final Fantasy or GTFO.