Loli Porn, A Dangerous Weapon

Those of you who follow the development of the gaming industry, should be familiar with a certain individual named Jack Thompson. This guy has been trying for many years now (with no avail, obviously) to ban games that depict gore, violence and sex. Why, nobody knows. Probably not even him. The point is, he is the laughing stock of any sane gamer.

Well, the anime industry has its own Jack Thompson, and her names is Agnes Chan, UNICEF Japan's ambassador. Her latest marvelous idea was to demand the Japanese Diet to ban all things that are loli, because, she says, “loli is a dangerous weapon”. Well, fuck yea, wielding Nietono no Shana is indeed extremely dangerous.



Sheding bucketz of tears, ma'am Chan presented her statement in the utmost emotional coating, using pompous words like “heart”, “victim”, “eternally” and various others. Obviously, the level of fail when she was asked to back up her statement with valid evidence sky rocketed like Shion-chan on a good killing spree day.

Not only loli porn should be banned, she said, but the mere possession of such “devilish” material should be sentenced to pain and suffering. If this trend goes on, she fears that outsiders will think Japan is weird. Well, we already know that, but we like it that way. So, miss Chan, please, STFU or GTFO.

Thanks Sankaku Complex for the scoop.