When I first heard that folks got injured while playing with their Wii, I thought to myself: what kind of retarded individual does it take to actually cut off his leg, break his neck or suffer from instant dihareea from just toying with the Wiimote? I've got my fair share of... Wii experience, almost busted a friend's TV plasma set once, but that was because I was so wasted I couldn't even spell "loli", and I can tell you it's *almost* impossible to get hurt. Oh well, I guess some are more clumsy than others.

Why mentioning the Wii? Because it seems Japanese manufacturers just love to get themselves into these sorts of troubles - recently, an arcade game called Arm Spirit, who would challenge you to an arm wrestling contest, was retracted from the market after reports of 3 individuals breaking their arms while using it came in. The machine's producer is naturally astounded:

"The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."

That's exactly like saying: "If those idiots couldn't handle the Arm Spirit, they deserved it. Nyah-nyah". But if that is true and the machine itself fights like a baby girl, then I must repeat my question: How the hell can you fucking break your arm like that? It's not that easy to break an arm, you know. One must put passion into the process.

Via BBC

If you want your quality time with the toilet improved, then take heed at what Sony is doing these days, no far than Leipzig, at this year's Game Convention. Requirements are as follows:

1. You need to be taking a serious dump.
2. You need to enjoy Playstation consoles AND to not have any real or social life at all.
3. You must spend at least 30 minutes taking that dump. This is required both for rectal enjoyment and for getting to the first checkpoint in any game.


I'd personally switch the console with some loli porn, for even greater enjoyment. Some random psycho might actually prefer the traditional newspaper, for some sick and perverted reasons.

Society evolves rather quickly. And so do the tastes of otakus. According to an article on Mainichi (not linking it, their database still sucks ass), long gone are the times when people would hold their lolis dear, or drool on various outfits in maid cafes. Now it's the time for... BANDAGES! Yes, bandages. It seems that most people are getting turned on at the mere sight of a girl all covered in bandages. With an eye missing.

These almost-women are called kegadoru - which, according to folks who apparently know some shit about Japanese language, means "injured idols", chicks who just strap some bandages around themselves, looking like their onii-chan just beat the crap out of them (after previously, and naturally, molesting them). Even your casual Lolita started wearing eye patches, for crying out loud.

You could probably find many scientific "explanations" to this trend. Like necrophilia, or something. In the meantime, I'll stick to my plain old lolicious tastes, thank you, and I'll try to keep them bandages OFF the lolis I usually molest.

EDIT: I've forgot about CryoCopy and the wonders it can create. Here's a link to the article, forever frozen in our database.

Ok, let's see, now. Naisho no Tsubomi (Tsubomi's dirty secrets) is a manga aimed towards school girls in their teens, which is right now enjoying a pretty good sale in Japan. Simple, because it depicts the „troubles" and misteries any girl will eventually have to deal with sooner or later, such as the first chills of lovu-lovu, or, why not, one's first period. As quoted from Tsubomi herself, „Sometimes, my heart has started to beat really fast and my panties feel like they've gone all wet. When I had a look, it was all sticky. When it dried up, it went all crusty". Very interesting and educating.

Moms, dads and other old people are actually applauding the manga, considering it to be extremely educational and... motivational. I also consider it to be motivational, if you know what I mean. But the real reason the sales have gone off the roof is that otakus, lurking from every dark and sidious corner of Japan, have found better uses for such manga than their junior counterparts. Of course, because of ze moe involved.

And it's getting better, because it seems Naisho no Tsubomi will also see the light of the day from an anime point of view, or at least that's what we are all lead to belive, from the manga's latest edition. The data is scarce, all we know so far is that the show will start airing next spring in Japan. Olso, the folks at ANS offer us an unconfirmed cast list, which include:

Director Nobuhiro Takamoto, Composition and Scenario by Imagawa Yasuhiro, Character Design by Ten Nakano, Music Production by Frontier Works and Animation Production by Studio Deen.

I sense Moetan-like censorship.

GIFU -- An elementary school teacher was arrested on Tuesday for having sex with a minor, police said.
Keisuke Fujigaki, 37, a teacher at Gifu Municipal Miwa-Minami Elementary School, is accused of violating the Law for Punishing Acts Related to Child Prostitution and Pornography.
Fujigaki denied the allegations during questioning, saying, "I thought she was 18 years old (to whom the law does not apply)," investigators said.
Fujigaki paid 20,000 yen to a 16-year-old girl to have sex with him at a hotel in Gifu Prefecture on July 8, local police said. He had got acquainted with the girl, a restaurant worker from the Gifu Prefecture city of Kagamihara, through a mobile phone matchmaking site, according to investigators. (Mainichi)

"I thought she was 18", my ass. I bet that if she was 18, he would have kindly passed on the occasion to have wild sex with her. If you like little girls, at least have the decency to admit it, they'll love you in prison for being honest. They'll love you daily. And repeatedly.

The source for this would be Mainichi News, but they just like to remove their pages after, like, five minutes, so linking it would be useless.

When it comes to cybernetic hawt chicks that may or may not run around naked, I'm all ears and hankies. This month's issue Monthly Comic Dengeki Daioh informs us that a second season for Gunslinger Girl is being considered for production, even though, in June, Marvelous Entertainment removed the sequel from it's financial report.

Make up your mind, people, will I or will I not be able to toy with them Gunslinger Girls? And, yeah, check out this cute figurine. I wonder if the clothes are removable.

We now have a confirmation about PAL Entertainment Productions's live action movie, Grave of the Fireflies. According to ANN, this product is up and running, at least in theory. Starting next month, Taro Hyugaji will be able to prove himself as a director, after he took the job over from Kazuo Hirohi (who passed away not so long ago, due to a stroke), as filming will start then. The movie is bound to be released somewhere in the Summer of 2008, so stay tuned for either a masterpiece, or an asspiece. There is no in-between when it comes to Grave of the Fireflies, it's either crap or sunshine.


Mmmm... children.

I still got mixed feelings about the recently announced Higurashi no Naku Koro ni live-action movie* (to fap or not to fap, that is the question), but others already have a very strong, and very negative opinion. For some reason or another, a group of angry fans desire nothing short of stopping the movie from being made. So, according to Canned Dogs, they did what any hopeless group of angry fans does: they started a petition.

Now, if history has taught us anything (other than a flat chest is fine, too), it's that online petitions never, ever work. So I'm betting my Chika porn collection that neither will this one. Especially since the creator of the original Higurashi game (Ryuukishi07) has stated that production for the movie is already underway.

Sure, it's hard to imagine anything good coming out of it (good luck cramming 26 mind-bending episodes in a movie!). But there's also at least one reason why the Higurashi movie might just be worth watching: see if you can spot it below...


* Not to be confused with the adult video "Higurashi ga naku koro ni" by TMA.

I'm awake, I'm awake! So then, as my pedo comrade foretold this morning, the first Ayakashi anime trailer is up on chibi-kun. The anime adaptation is based on Cross-Net's visual novel game of the same title, reeking of mecha and of schoolgirl pantsu. They're not showing much pantsu in the game's opening movie, but at least they're showing the movie itself, which is damn fine, too! You can find it below, along with some other trailers added today and over the weekend.

- Ayakashi game OP movie
- Ayakashi anime trailer
- Ghost Hound preview #2
- Clannad movie scene #1, scene #2, scene #3, scene #4
- One Piece Movie 9 preview
- Kara no Kyoukai movies trailer
- Rebuild of Evangelion preview, and that first trailer from a while ago

According to my pedo comrade's babbling last night, just after he finished Underbog on heroic mode WITHOUT me tanking the shit out of them Bog Lords (PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!), this chick here is "gonna be Rika in teh Higurashi movie! I'm so busy wanking right now that I can't really understand how I'm typing this" <--- end of quote.

She looks decently pleasant, I must admit. This is her diary. Now i have absolutely no idea where he found out about this, and I can't be arsed to search for it (Tabula Rasa betatesting, Ichigo Mashimaro OVA'ing), so if this is not true, blame his small and undeveloped Paladin mind.