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Ayumayu Theater is supposed to be a Kimi ga Nozomu Eien (Rumbling Hearts) spin-off internet anime series, and best of all, it's for free online viewing. The first episode appeared not long ago on the official website, and today we have the second one as well. Without further ado, you can view them both below (in case you missed the first one).

Ayumayu Theater episode 1

Ayumayu Theater episode 2

Now, about those Rumbling Hearts... I gotta be honest with you here and confess (not in a lovu-lovu way) that I haven't actually seen the original anime. But with such a cast of inviting female characters, I'd sure love to get my hands on it. Hmm hmm!
The longest mecha anime I ever watched, I believe, had less than 30 minutes. And I didn't watch it for the giant robots, pretty colored laser beams and all that crap, but because it bore the signature of one Shinkai Makoto. The guy with Beyond The Clouds, you know?...

Well, anyway, my point is, you wouldn't catch me watching one of those rusty things, unless it had a damn good reason behind it. Like the guy I just mentioned. Or at least some underaged lolies.
In the distant future, the mankind is divided into two powers; Union and Deague. They have continued long war that no one is sure when it began. Union uses manned weapons, Strain, as the main military power, while Deague uses unmmand weapons Tumoru.

Sara Viereck, a daughter of a good family, is a Union's 16-year-old girl who goes to Grapera Space Armed Soldier Academy locates in Cranial Solar System in order to become a full-fledged Reasoner (a pilot of Strain).

16 year ripe you say? Hmm... I think we may have something here! That something is called Soukou no Strain, and it will premier at the beginning of November in Japan. Until then, the anime series' website had the following commercial up for streaming. So I kind of sucked it out, so you can all enjoy it below.

Soukou no Strain commercial
After the animation series, it was only natural for AquaPlus to announce a new To Heart 2 OVA. Because OVAs are sexy. This winter, when you won't be busy taking that lovely imouto-chan of yours out for a ride in the snow, you can comfortably start downloading the absolutely legal torrents of these here three volumes. Or you can buy it, as far as I am concerned. The staff that will make many lolicons happy include Yanagisawa Masahide (Rurouni Kenshin OVA, Bottle Fairy), Katsura Kenichirou (Imortal Grand Prix) and Kato Yasuhisa (Azumanga Daioh).


Let the little girls invasion begin!

Update: Just a quick update to let you sick people know that the official To Heart 2 OVA website is now officially online. (...)

>  Continue reading 'To Heart 2 OVA Incoming [Update]'...
What happens when an anime sells? More exactly, what happens when a certain anime show gets hyped? So hyped that, even if it's a piece of Japanese crap, people are watching it over and over again, drooling like a bunch of Pavlov's muts with explosive dihareea? Well, one thing is for certain, it also gets some freaking porn related film. Though I am not aware of the existence of such forbidden movies for titles like School Rumble, FMA or other previous shows that I (and not only I) consider to be more hyped than George Bush's plain old imbecility, I do know that the newly entitled King and Queen of Mother Hype, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu has some preety sneaky and jolly fans that are working it behind the scenes. Literally. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed this anime series, and I even watched it twice. And for that, I can certainly, and with a vigorous sense of honor, salute the development of such a fine film, BUT with only one condition. Less Suzumiya, more Mikuru. Wee need more Moe, not more sadistic teenage girls that like to torture fluffy kittens with a rusty screwdriver. Oh, yes, I wouldn't mind some good old fasioned Imouto-Chan, either. Hehe. Eh, well, for all of you people over 18, here is the link. For the others... Hell, just browse it. You'll win the Internet.
Every company needs a fanclub. They may have different reasons for doing so, and I am not the one to speculate about it, but the thing is Geneon have started one for all the properties they released, and called it G-Spot. And no, I don't think they are reffering to THAT G-Spot. This place will be for exclusive and dedicated fans of all their titles, including the new hyped Ergo Proxy, and all you have to do to become one addicted and frustrated net-browsing zombie is to sign up on their delightful and (almost) pink site. Even more, to show us their angelic intentions, Geneon is offering free membership until December 31 2006, that will let the interested party access tons of goodness, including the first episode from Ergo Proxy streaming completely free, downloads, contests, and other similar time consuming activities that I would like so much to ignore. Unless it's about cute little anime girls. Oh yes, and in other news, Ergo Proxy got a new website, since the DVD releases are so close.

Ergo Proxy episode 1 - "Awakening" (English dub)
Poor guys who used the Internet only to find that precious anime wanking material... I have a terrible, terrible news. About 30,000 (and my absolutely gorgeous math skills are pointing for a more exact number, 29,549) Japanese media clips were recently removed from YouTube due to certain copyright conflicts, brought up by the Japan Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers (JASRAC). These include anime videos, certain TV Shows, comedy, quiz shows, and, probably, lots and lots of Japanese porn. I have a bad feeling that it happened due to Google recenly purchasing YouTube for the grand sum of 1,65 billion USD, and that it is only the beginning. My poor pedo comrade entered a nasty seisure, but, after thoroughly searching the video provider service, he is happy to announce that Ichigo Mashimaro, Today in Class 5-2 and various other lolicious animes are still in place. Now he is a happy lolicon, and he just went outside to play a game of "touch me here softly" with Chi-Chan. While I'll go play one with Miu-Chan.
The guys and girls and lolitas over at Anime News Service have tempted Toshimichi Ootsuki-san, the Evangelion producer, with some hot and juicy anime teen porn, and they found out the following:
Tonight we met up with Evangelion Producer Toshimichi Ootsuki in Akihabara. According to Ootsuki-san the "contents" for the "1st part" of the new Rebuild Of Evangelion movies is now complete. The animation staff is also very close to being fully assembled. Building on past hints (the cover image of the October, 2006 issue of Newtype Magazine) Kaworu Nagisa and Rei Ayanami will be central characters in this new story. The theme of the "first part" movie will feature the characters in a school setting prior to the arrival of the angels.

How very fascinating. I demand a little girl as to be the main character.
November. Texas. US of A. Besides the fact that an enormous meteorite will strike that place down and tear it to pieces, Optical Entertainment Network (also known as OEN - Officially Enlarged Nachos) will launch in Houston, becoming the first television signal provider to offer both Anime Network and Funmination Channel. Fascinating. This will be a grand day for all texans, who can now stop raping their cows, chickens, and other animals that roam freely through their courtyards, and start taking a more serious look at the option of having sex with cats, bunnies and dogs. We all learn that from watching anime. And don't tell them about little girls, or they will start stepping on my turf. And I don't like that. The two televisions find themselves in a strange position, having to compete with each other for the first time. But they say otherwise:
"It's good for the anime industry and will help grow awareness of anime," says Funimation's Jeff Dronen. "It only helps having 2 channels offering anime exclusively."

1ST ANIMEKON UNDERAGED TRANSLATOR SAYS: "What the hell are those retards doing, trying to get us off the market? Hell, we'll throw so much ecchi on the screen, that even established lolicons will need to take a break. From wanking."
"We don't see it that way. I think it's a sign of the times of just how popular anime has become and I think there is plenty of room for everyone.", McFeeley said.

2ND ANIMEKON UNDERAGED TRANSLATOR SAYS: "He can shove it up his ass. With glue, peppermint and pickles."
Sega just loves to treat their customers right, especially when they are spending humongous sums of money on products. Lots and lots of products. That is why they announced some new anime movies, based on the successful (in Japan) TCGs (and videogames), Mushiking and Osharemajo Love & Berry. While Mushiking has already made his first theatrical debut in the past, Love & Berry is a total noob when it comes to animation, but hey, it is about little girls dressing up their dollies. What can be more fun than that. Except little girls dressing me up like their dolly. For the record, Mushiking TCG has sold around 400 million cards since it's debut in 2003, while Love & Berry 207 million pieces.
The Anime Network is a concept that I have become to hate only because my country is composed of retards who can't think about a similar project here. Anyway, they have recently announced that Pani Poni Dash will be available as a VOD offering starting November 30. "What is VOD?", ask the troubled voices of all the unsuspecting readers. Well, straight from the loud mouth of ANN, a little copy-paste thinghy:
Video on Demand (VOD), is a newer technology first introduced in 1990 and only available on digital cable and satellite networks. VOD works similarly to PPV such that viewers/customers may select a particular show and watch it on their television for a fee. Unlike PPV, VOD is however not a linear broadcast, the viewer may select when the showing will begin, they may pause, rewind and fast-forward the viewing. VOD networks typically operate on one of three business models, or a mixture of these.

About Pani Poni Dashu... Let's just say it's a show that is better to be watched alone, for various reasons. So please, all of you imbecile Romanian businessmen, start thinking about us and LAUNCH A GOD DAMN ANIME TELEVISION HERE! Or I will ask God to rape your momas. If they are still alive.


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