This chick is really manly. And also Swedish. During a TV show, the lady in question suddenly puked all over the place, covering all the nice and expensive furniture in sticky stuff coming out of her stomach. Little miss Eva Nazemson was holding a live interactive show at TV4 Plus when this sad, but funny event took place, but she had the guts to come back, after a few seconds o relaxation, and carry on with her business.

No wonder the producers congratulated her. Menstrual pains was the reason she invoked for the sudden urge to spill her intestines out. Enjoy this.

Just as i thought. The guys at Wallmart are actually a bunch of pedophiles with no regard for a human being's integrity. Promoting upskirt photo shooting is only legal in Japan. And in my book.

I would like to take this moment to thank our lolicon and not always sober Himself, a manly piece of evidence that you do not have to be sane to be alive, for bringing this PROOF to our attention.


If those at Wallmart are like this, I wonder about the guys at McDonalds.

I thought I should share this with you.

We all know maids are a part of Japanese lifestyle, be it legal or illegal. I was ranting a while back just how pissed off I am because we do not have Maid Cafes in the surroundings of the place I live in, plus there is absolutely zero chance for one in the future. Hell, in the rest of Earth’s existence, actually.

Besides Maid Cafes, there are various other services one cute little Japanese can provide to us hungry otakus, one being the footcare (implying a foot bath, followed by a good ol’ foot massage), while the more addicted folks can always use the Soine de Maid-san service, which lets you hire a maid for a certain amount of cash, get her to come to your apartment, show her your anime porn collection, and then eventually rape her. Against her will, though. The maid will spend the night over and even sleep next to you (no touching, sadly, it’s against company’s policy). I guess sex might be involved, after all, but officially, it ain’t.

Next on the list is the latest Maid trend, meaning the Meido Taxi. Again, hiring Maids is involved, and this time they even come packed with a cab. For a mere 5,700 yen per hour, you get to run around in your own vehicle, while accompanied by a hawt chick. And you can brag about it later to your friends, only IF you somehow managed to get those upskirt photos. The service seems to be aimed at folks having troubles with the town geography.

I wonder when will we get the goth lolita taxi shit. Via Danny

Yet another great find around the internetz – a site that hosts free (and most of all, English translated) loli manga. Thumbs up for more free Hentai, Shota, Incest, and various other things definitely 18+. But hell, the internetz gives you anonymity, so go ahead and check it out, i won't tell mom about it.

Oh yea, even if it’s in English, it still reads from right to left, like any decent and true manga. They even have some Naruto, Pokemon or Bleach material, for all you fanboys out there.

Fap time here. Thanks, Secret Japan for this.

Lazing on a Sunday afternoon, I came to realize that we don't have any new loli-tops prepared for September... Then another week passed by, before I finally dragged my mouse pointer over the "Log-out" button in WoW, to bring you this month's highly intellectual round of tops and polls. But, starting with the loli-of-the-month, Hazuki is happy to take in your... umm... votes, in exchange for a few new pictures added to her gallery. Just be sure to have some hankies around when you view them.

And, for your unending voting pleasure, there's a new "Most hyperactive anime character" top, along with a rather rhetoric poll question: "What do you think about ecchi?". If you still don't have an opinion, you can always ask your local priest about it.

So they want to teach me how to play my online games? FINE! Just don’t make me quit my cyboring sessions in Goldshire, I love those. So, the Computer Entertainment Supplier's Association (fucking long name, needs a circumcision) has published some free online manga which tell us all about „online gaming etiquette”. Ya right.

Online gaming is all about anonymity. I create my sexy night elf female character and I get to bitch about everything, from Hitler’s penis size, to my hawt 23 years old wife, which, in fact, is a model, and no one can do shit about it. As Penny Arcade used to say in some old comic of theirs, anonymity + internetz = fucktard.

I do salute this manga, though, maybe the fucking 12 years old retards in World of Warcraft will stop ninja-ing my epixx. God, I Hate them.

Ze manga is here. Thanks, ComiPress.

Now we all know that Australia was, in the beginning, the dumping place for all criminals. And, just like Germany now tries to enforce a pretty hilarious legislation when it comes to, let’s say, video games (because they certainly *not* killed millions of jews in their concentration camps, and they certainly did *not* start two fucking world wars), certain australian organizations are being "concerned" by the fact that some Naruto figurines may cause their kids to go nuts.

I mean, seriously, what’s wrong with these people. The said action figures depict Naruto characters that imitate certain punching or stabbing motions, just like any other self-respected piece of PVC. One member of the Australian Survivors Association (is this shit even legal?) stands in attention and mumbles something about the correlation between these toys and violent behavior. Yes, right. I say that the only thing related to Naruto is plain old imbecility, but mentioning figurines and violence in the same sentence is like saying that George Bush’s IQ is over 10. Which probably isn’t.

Get a grip on reality, mates, and play with them kangoroos or something. Leave action figures alone, they are not even loli figurines. Not that i would mind loli figurines.

Via Anime UK News

Pumping up money into something hyped may jut be the right thing for 20th Century Fox. The home of Terrence and Philip will host the live action movie shootings for Dragonball Z, a movie scheduled for (late) 2008. The company seems eager to invest no less that 100 million dollars into this production – and since it’s a “Hollywood” thingy, we can expect to see some familiar names in the cast. Loli Jesus is proud.

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The question still stands, WILL IT BE OVER NINE THOUSAND?

This is not loli-in-a-box, this is Tifa-in-a-can. Suntory will be making us a delicious offer, along with Final Fantasy VII’s 10th anniversary, planning to sell a “limited edition” of Final Fantasy VII Potion for a mere 191 yen per can. The shipment of 4.8 million goodies will arrive in stores around October 23, each can featuring characters from the game, Cloud, Tifa, Sephiroth (no, it’s not some idiot Blood Elf Paladin, it’s actually a character from the fucking game), and others.

Final Fantasy VII Potion is probably just some cheap carbonated drink with no taste at all, but the aluminium cans are worth every single penny. I mean yen. GIEF NAKED LOLI AERIS CAN PL0X!