In Australia, a man has plead guilty to four charges in connection with importing anime and Japanese videogames that included child pornography and depicted scenes of sexual violence. 22-year-old Bao Peng Lim, who will be fined 9,000 Australian dollars (about US$8,000), could have been sentenced to as much as ten years in prison.
As Lim was entering Australia on a flight from Singapore in April 2006, customs officers searched Lim's luggage and found eight DVDs containing anime child pornography. A search of his house turned up another 14 DVDs. According to customs official Richard Janeczko, all images of offensive sexual conduct — including child pornography, whether actual or drawn/animated — are prohibited from being brought into the country under Australian laws such as the 1956 Customs (Prohibited Import) Regulations.

And all this time I thought Australia is made of win, being a country composed of ex-convicts, war criminals and rugby players. Now my perfect universe is shattered, and I know for a fact that Australia actually has some laws that make lolicons an endangered species. If that individual wanks on anime material, for humanity’s sake, let him and don’t question his sexual orientation. Hell, there are people out there who actually have sex with black people, and no one blames them.

From ANN

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with Anime, but I just have to share it with you. It's about Wikipedia and the people who edit it.

Now, for starters, I would like to share with you my feelings about that site - I find it to be... well, made for lazy people, retards, and Americans who believe in Discovery Channel. As someone used to say, Wikipedia is like the Bible: all is good and dandy, until some retard comes and screws it up, thinking he's the son of God.

According to an article on Wired, Wikipedia is being edited by whoever finds it necessary to do it. This includes CIA, members of the Congress (wose gayness I shall not debate here), companies like Microsoft, in short, all those who think that the info stored there is... not well suited for their needs. So I ask you then, what good does this site do, when even Hitler can come and edit his entry, stating that he likes kitties and little sisters? How can some people still find it trustworthy?

Wired

Thanks to the Secret Japan blog, these new and special wanking toys have come to our attention - one for us Alpha Males, and one for the little ladies who got tired of endlessly playing with themselves all day long. All this new mecha stuff comes with USB utility, and, yea, it’s all Plug and Play, if you know what I mean.

Adjusting movement depending on the lolita on the screen, The Virtual Hole Takumi promises to make the relationship you have with your computer reach new, and possibly, excellent limits. It’s a ball, you just… stick it in and let that gorgeous imouto do the rest of the work for you. No, I don’t know if it comes in all sizes (or shapes), but it certainly looks like a new stage has been set in the department of self-pleasure.

Check the developer's site for more (Japanese) information.

As we'll try to make a habit out of this at the beginning of each month, we now present you with some new "loli-tops" upon which to unleash your voting obsession. You probably noticed already that our loli of the month in August is Shana, and she certainly needs no more introduction for any self-esteemed and self-pleasured lolicon.

Then we got a "Most drunk anime character" top of the month (and less alcohol due to the inherent creative process), and finally a simple poll asking "What was your longest "anime session" ever?"... And speaking of length, we got another poll coming in a couple of weeks, and this time you will need a ruler! *grin*

... because it sounds a lot better than "Top 10 Animes That Suck Balls". And because some of these here animes don't really suck at all. But they all have something in common, or, rather, they all lack something: ample amounts of lolis, pantsu shots, surprise sex positions, and various other things made of win, hereby referred to as desu. So let the countdown begin.

10. Manabi Straight
Gakuen Imoutopia Utopia Manabi Straight, here?! A curious choice, you might say, but when you really think about it, this show failed. It had a perfectly moe cast of lolis, and yet it failed to fulfil the prophecy - that one day, something hawter than Ichigo Mashimaro would come along...

9. Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
This, too, was actually a good anime, enough so that Kyon's imouto-in-a-bag is still making a regular appearance in my perfectly sane fantasies. Nevertheless, I had to include it in this top, simply because it was the most over-hyped anime of 2006, and over-hype is something we don't take kindly around here.

8. School Rumble Ni Gakki
We kept trying to figure out where exactly did they screw up School Rumble 2, until we finally concluded that it was more of a widespread suckage. After a highly enjoyable first season, we take no joy in listing the sequel here... But loli justice must be served!

7. Ged Senki
Otherwise known as Tales from Earthsea, otherwise known as Studio Ghibli's latest full-length animated piece of crap, directed by Hayao Miyazaki's son, Goro (who the hell gave him a job, anyway?!). The only reason why Ged Senki isn't listed any lower, is that I happen to enjoy its OST.

6. Mushishi
Until the very end, I actually hoped that Ginko would dip his mushi in some loli's sushi. And while there were indeed plenty of mushi oozing around, there were simply way too few lolis involved, to leave this anime unblemished. Not to mention my pedo comrade was nearly bored to death by it. (...)

 Continue reading 'Top 10 Animes That Need More Desu'...

Authorities in Thailand seem to be less permissive than their Japanese counterparts when it comes to things like these. In a valiant act to purge the infidels of “obscene” manga, Thailand’s police recently arrested the managers of Akiba, a nice and cozy maid café located in Bangkok, seizing around 200 manga volumes in the process (and stuffing it inside large bags, destined for mockery on the bottom of the ocean). The article depicting this was translated by the guys at ANN (so if the translation sucks, blame them):

One of those arrested is Thavatchai Pruekrisakul, the 26-year-old who opened the cafe with Taveelarp Kumpolkarnjana. The two opened the shop as Southeast Asia's first maid cafe on April 21, 2006. The police explained the arrests and confiscation: "We investigated due to complaints from guardians that children would frequent the maid cafe. There was obscene artwork in the manga."

According to some comments found on ComiPress, the said perverted manga includes “harmful” and “obscene” material, like that found in Sumomomo Momomo, or Negima. Dear God, how can you possibly let people dip in all that INSANE AMOUNT OF DISTURBING MATERIAL??? HAVE YOU GOT NO MERCY TO SHOW???
I wonder just how would Thailand rate Eiken.

I have absolutely nothing against mentally disturbed people. Well… actually, I do, but that is not the point here. The point is that these freaks roam the streets like flies around a large piece of crap, stabbing people at their leisure, throwing bombs, screaming like idiots, or annoying others to death by consistently stalking their little sisters.

A mentally ill man stabbed an 11-year-old girl at the gate of her primary school in northern Japan on Friday and seriously injured her, reviving concerns over child safety despite tighter security at schools.

Now I don’t want to be called Hitler, but someone must really do something about it. If some random dude is on medicine due to the fact that... well... HE IS NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND and that he is not responsable for his actions, he should not be left alone to wonder off wherever and whenever he chooses. We have mental institutes for sick people, for fuck’s sake, use them. And yes, I would have probably not be so pissed off if the victim was older.

I would see myself doing this. Looks like fun.


It would probably be even more fun if little girls were doing it, though.

You know that feeling when you can't hold it in anymore, and you're just about to explode? Emotionally speaking, of course. Well, that's what the past couple of weeks have been for us, having to enjoy the wonders of "Animekon v2" all by ourselves, while putting their name to the test. As you can see, the testing is now behind us (although some new features will still be implemented in due time), so the new Animekon is finally open for loli business.

Aside from the good old News with a loli twist, we added a full-fledged Trailers section, and also introduced a much-needed Gallery. It may seem barren now, but we got ample amounts of pr0n loli pictures / fanarts stashed away, and we'll be adding them as we go.

To keep all this content linked throughout the site, we also have a modest database with Animes (no need to worry our pretty drunk little heads with more complex details, as long as there's AniDB). And for the voting freaks, there's a dedicated Loli-Tops section with nothing but... well... lolis and tops. And polls. Which of course we'll be adding upon regularly.

I think that about sums it up, in a nutshell. So welcome (back), and enjoy your stay!

Stuff like Order of The Phoenix really deserves a promo. That's why one must pull Mr. Daniel Radcliffe by the tail and throw his ass to Japan, where thousands of high school girls will welcome him with opened arms (and legs). But what happens when Hollywood spellcasting is totally pwned by real Japanese tricks? Watch below just how small Radcliffe's magic wand really is.