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We all know how the deal goes in Japan when it comes to idols. Be it 10 years old, be it 20 (ah, what the hell, they all look the same age, which is good), these girls are all over DVD covers, selling for big bucks in all sorts of *legal* stores throughout the country. The business itself is a legit one, as I was saying a few weeks ago, so if you would organise a photo shooting like this in the middle of Tokyo, the cops would just pass by, eventually drooling a bit over them cute teenagers. And their tight bikini pantsu.

The folks over at Secret Japan are pointing us to such a DVD idol, and the scary part is that she’s only 5 years old. The even scarier part is that Nene-chan was being "available" for purchase even on Amazon (well, at least until some dude woke up and smelled the lawsuits), although, later, she was brutally removed from the list. No matter, if you’re into this kind of shit, Amazon has lots of underaged idols, just waiting for you to buy their catalogues and flurp like a maniac.
Ever since I got the anime syndrome, back in the old days, I wanted to pay a visit to Akihabara. Not just because it is the grandmother and father of all that is saint and holy, but because this Anime Mecca hosts everything that an otaku needs. From manga volumes, electronics, the famous Tokyo Anime Center, up to various duty-free shops. All in all, you can buy whatever your heart desires. Or even more. Fancy getting kicked in the balls, extorted and left without a penny just because you are an otaku? Nothing easier, pay a visit to Akihabara, find a shady little street, put on a “I can’t lift a finger against a 2 years old” and wait for the occasional thug to rob you of your precious spendola. Want to get your hands on that Hazuki-chan life-size doll you’ve been dreaming about all Summer? You’ve guessed it, this place hits the spot.

Now, even those of us not blessed yet with the power of the Japanese language can benefit from this, because The Tourism Industry Association of Japan decided to organize free English guided tours of Akihabara district each Saturday, up until January 19, 2008. Two hours of your time, countless of moments of pleasure. And something tells me that the said tour might involve free visits to special Maid Coffees, where you can get your ears cleaned. For free.
This shit can only happen in my country. Really. Here's the deal:

A guy kills someone. Nothing new here... Then, he rots in jail like the nice convict that he is for a long, long time, surrounded by horny fellow inmates, who like to play a game called "Drop the Soap. Often". One day, Divine Intervention strikes - the said individual realises he has been tricked by none other than God himself, which, apparently, did not respect the terms of the agreement they had during the... baptising process. When you get baptised, God promises lots of things, from Protection Against Evil Alignment (yea, God is addicted to D&D, too), to all sorts of random blessings, making your life a lot easier. So, I guess killing someone in the process made this deal obsolete, hence the lawsuit that followed...

The guy sued God for malpractice. He had all the legal papers, too, offlicial legal notice and other crap. He made one terrible mistake, though, and the Court of Law decided to close the case as fast as you would say "loli in a box". The reason? The "convict", a.k.a. God, could not be found at the adress mentioned in the said complaint. Because the poor bastard mentioned "Heaven". That's what happens when you don't know that God actually lives in Japan.

Things that take place in Romania are made of win.

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Not long ago, my pedo comrade was not bored enough to let you all know about the Live Action adaptation of Mahou Sensei Negima, a pretty plane (yet lolicious) anime series, featuring tons of school girls, plus one Harry Gay Potter dude, with a magic wand and all sorts of related things.


Now, we can all bask in the glory of it's official website, with so many chicks on the cover that it made me sick. In a good way.


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[random thought] - what parent, in his right mind, would name his son Negi Springfield? Sounds worse than, let's say, Michael Jackson.

It was precisely one year ago that Animekon opened for loli business, and so today we are thrilled to celebrate our very first anniversary!

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Like a rain of lolis, epix booze shall flood our fragile intestines and put their name to the test tonight, hopefully boosting my coding skill as well in the process. Because I'm sure going to need it for doing what I failed to do in due time: finishing that long-delayed Animekon v2 website.

I was hoping we could launch it today - which obviously didn't happen - but we're getting really close, and trust me, you'll see the difference when it goes up! Naturally, "I hope you'll love it as much as I loved making it", and all that PR blah-blah, so now if you'll pardon me, duty calls. I'll let the countdown at the top of the page speak for itself until it reaches zero.
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I don't know if any of you folks are into World of Lolcraft or not, the fact is - we are. As sad as it may seem to some, we like to spend countless hours of our not_so_fulfilled social life grinding off our asses, wiping like heroes on random, otherwise easy bosses, or cyboring in Goldshire with the occasional Vampire, daughter of Lady Sylvanas (when she was in her teens, obviously) and some undead tauren renegade. Oh yea, and we play on a RP-PVP server too, which kinda adds to the drama.

While doing my usual daily browsing on my class forums (*cough* Druid *cough*), I stumbled upon this awsome little movie. made by Voodooray (from what server, I have absolutely no ideea). I must say, this piece of work is fully made of win.

Ever dreamed of being drawn close to a smiling Marilyn Monroe or feeling the muscles of fitness guru Billy Blanks? A Japanese firm on Wednesday unveiled a system that enables you to feel "the shape and softness" of three-dimensional images using a sensor-loaded glove.
The "tangible 3D" system creates graphics that seem to burst out of a screen and has a glove that allows users to "feel" them, according to NTT Comware, the software development unit of telecom giant Nippon Telegraph and Telephone.
Without any need for awkward 3D glasses, users could feel a far-away object as if it were right in front of them, NTT said at a virtual reality exhibition.
The developer was exploring commercial applications which could include video phones, said engineer Shiro Ozawa.
"You would be able to take the hand, or gently pat the head, of your beloved grandchild who lives away from you," he said.
If a person linked to the system moves in another place, his or her three-dimensional image also moves in real-time. The user would feel as if they were being pulled along if the image moves while grasping your hand.
The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said.

And with this, my friends, the porn revolution has begun. No longer shall we be forced to rent all those expensive videotapes, or to bug our friends into lending us their precious wanking material - the future is upon us! I'm rendering a 3D shaped Hazuki-chan as we speak.
Looking through these here pimped cars makes me all fuzzy inside. These itasha photos are part of recently published book, containing over 150 such cars and their absolutely sane owners.
For your information (unless you are a familiar with these kinds of things), itasha (cars carefully painted with stuff depicting anime, j-video game characters or manga), actually translates into painful car. Nice, indeed. I wouldn’t mind getting my sticky fingers on some of them goodies…

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Check out the following links for more itasha pics:
Painful Style
Yoshimu's Blog
Back on June 7th, the Kyoto Prefecture’s local government started to investigate stuff. Very police-like, I’m sure. A quick visit to several manga stores ended up with no less than 13 loli mangas being stamped as “harmful books” to the community, due to excessive sexual content cleverly hidden behind misleading covers. In short, kids could buy the said mangas, being suddenly exposed to all sorts of flashy flat chests and various other things that, sooner or later, would enter their lives, anyway. So, this ecchi, baka, hentai content involves elementary school girls and is known to stimulate similar crimes in the real world. And, of course, this is not the case of all those nasty Hollywood pictures, where a guy cuts his leg with a chainsaw, or where an old farmer decides to murder his milk cow, after previously having sexual intercourse with her. No, Sir.
Well, those 13 manga titles were kept secret until June 15th, and now they can be shared with the world:
-    Youjo no Yuuwaku
-    Muhoubi Toshi Sengen
-    Randoseru Sekando
-    Jihanki
-    Shoujo Kanbetsujo
-    Sugo! Loli
-    Ai Imouto Kan-in
-    Shoujo Club
-    Rabumirukushawaa
-    Seifuku de Ijimete
-    Youchi Utage II
-    Kodomo no Shirushi
-    Chisetsu na Ana

*starts browsing torrents for this illegal stuff
Checking out the official ASOS Brigade website, we can see that the not_completely_sane people there are trying to stage the largest Haruhi dance in the history of Haruhi dancing. This weird show off first appeared along with the Hare Hare Yukai ending theme for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and it quickly received trademarks of greatness from all over the empire of geekdom. In fact, if you would have the patience to browse the notorious Youtube website, you will find dozens of clips depicting all sorts of men and women trying to perform it, some of them even with fair results. This attempt will take place on June 29, at the Long Beach Convention Center's Exhibit Hall in California.

Strangely enough, that damn dance is pretty hard to master. Hell knows, I’ve tried my best and failed, miserably.

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