Sometimes I get sick of all these evil policemen telling me it is wrong to stare at young girls, while a pool of saliva is casually forming at my feet. Hell, I’m even afraid someday one of them will bust my ass and throw me in jail for sins I didn’t commit. Well, it so happens that I have randomly discovered reason no. 1,293,444 to move to Japan (IF there was actually a need for one more reason) – Staring and taking photos of Lolitas in Japan is completely legal, open-minded and, most of all, a freaking fine and cash rewarding business.

Although new and tougher laws cracking down on kiddy porn have been put into force, legal aspects of this business proliferate. These include publications such as deluxe coffee table books containing photo collections of young females in a variety of suggestive poses, and DVDs showing them in motion --- clad in dresses or bathing suits, of course, but still satisfyingly suggestive to aficionados of "U-15," i.e., under 15 years old, as pubescent females are referred to by some.

If you care to read through the whole article, you will be amazed to discover that even the random mommy or daddy that gets her/his daughter to such photo shootings are aware of their kid’s… potential to inflict massive boners throughout the lolicon community. And they love it. At least, they love the money they make out of it. As long as there is nothing illicit, like ass rape or tentacle porn involved, the police will just pass by.

Good. Now I must learn to use a camera, for frontal pics and up-skirt pics. Then I’ll make millions.

How would you like to be the lucky winner of some of these goodies? As in DVD box sets, all sorts of toys (for you perverted freaks, sex toys are not included), t-shirts and manga volumes? Does it please you just to imagine opening your desk drawer and seeing Misaki-chan on the cover of the N.H.K. manga? Well then, you might be just what AnimeTV is looking for. Bang Zoom! Entertainment, the folks behind this video podcast, are feeling unusually friendly these days, offering you two ways to get this stuff. Step one: write an anime review. More exactly, write a good anime review, then submit it here. If the said gentlemen think it’s worthwhile, and if it is used in the “Love it/Hate it” section, you will be awarded with prizes (and with a good blow job from a random anime girl of your choice). If you are not really into sharing your weird thoughts with others, you can also submit your five favorite anime picks to the “Top Five Countdown” – you will be automatically placed into a random prize drawing.

A dude named Jason Deangelis who, by chance, happens to be the Seven Seas president, has informed us that the American translation for Kodomo no Jikan, Kaworu Watashiya’s lovely and well written manga, will NEVER EVER see the light of the day. Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the sadness! But why would the Japanese_culture_infused Americans be denied this excellent piece of work? Oh, well, it’s because of the… subject. While by no means containing porn or any kind of nudity, the said manga is actually a nice parody of the Lolita complex, as it follows the cvasi-love story between a horny male and a delicious, underage girl. Of course, just the thought of this (and we do know Americans are way more perverted than Japanese people, even though just while they are “thinking”) and the showdown that started online. Just the idea of underage sex thinghies, loudly promoted via the internets by (probably) a bunch of fat, unsatisfied and 100% virgin 40 years old U.S. of A. female representatives, made Seven Seas cancel their translation, leaving so many poor American wankers out of… wanking material. Oh well, cheer up mates, you still have  Madeleine Allbright, blessed be his her young heart.

Oricon’s Single Chart (be it anime or non-anime) has some classy names joining the top in the week ending with May 27. First off, Motteke! Sailor Fuku, the Lucky „So Much Moe it Almost Makes Me Sick” Star Opening Theme, debuted directly on the second position. Great, I always knew that song has potential. And you can see it’s potential right here. In the same time, Hayate no Gotoku, the OP for the Hayate the Combat Butler show (which, sadly, I have failed to see so far), debuted on #7, while Kiss: Kaeri Michi no Love Song (Love Com) dropped from second place to sixth place. Go go anime singles! Oh yeah, and give more Lucky Star fan service.

At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings," she said. Feng, of Xianyang city, Shaanxi province, says the wings, which contain bones, make her pet look like a 'cat angel'. Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed. "A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow," she said. However, experts say the phenomenon is more likely down to a gene mutation, and say it shouldn't prevent the cat living a normal life.