Gizmodo is into new gizmos. If, at the beginning of the month, we have witnessed a Gundam model priced at 1.35 million yen, now we can bask in awe at the sight of this little baby, a model worth no less than 30 million yen. What’s so special about it? Well, first of all, it’s made entirely of platinum. Second, it weights 1.4 kg, and third, it has diamonds stuck in his head. If you want to drool all over it’s guns and wings, be sure to check the Swiss Basel World 2007 Expo, next month.


Shiny Gundam Model: 12,000 USD.
Platinum Gundam Model: 260,000 USD.
2 Terrabytes of Loli Anime: Priceless.

Right, just had to get that one off my chest. 'Night.

A grave battle is being fought as we speak on lolitron, the outcome of which is to decide who is “the most lolilicious loli in recent times (~2005 and forward)”. Dozens upon dozens of flat-chested lolis have been competing ever since this year began, and after today’s duel, the loli battle will enter its final round of confrontations.

Shamefully, though, the whole thing has been compromised by all sorts of crazed fanboys and desu-tards, whose reckless votings have led to the premature ejaculation ejection of such undeniable lolis as Choco, Aruru, Rika or, most tragically, *ALL* of the Ichigo Mashimaro girlies!


At the very least, Hazuki and Shana have reached the finals, and even though they won’t be able to fight it out for the throne (one has to go in the semis), odds are one of them tsunderes will win the whole thing. If there’s any loli justice left in this world…

Last night, Choco-chan came to my place while I was half asleep, carrying a box full of little girl’s underwear in one hand, and pictures with her naked in the other. She asked me to be her friend, and promised me that she will be obedient, will do whatever I command her to do, will call me onii-chan and will perform oral sex to me countless times, daily. Then, sadly, I woke up.
Now, with this dream in mind, I find the results of Ranking Japan’s survey pretty awkward. The guys there conducted a poll on a group of 200 manly users (with age varying from 20 to 30), about the one anime character that they would like to have as their friend. Strangely enough, their choices are as follows:

1: Doraemon (Doraemon)
2: Lupin (Lupin the 3rd)
3: Conan (Meitantei Conan/Case Closed)
4: Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro)
5: Son Goku (Dragon Ball)
6: Asakura Minami (Touch)
7: Sergeant Keroro (Sergeant Keroro/Sergeant Frog)
8: Lum (Urusei Yatsura)
9: Ayanami Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
10: Ryou-san (Kochira Katsushika-ku Kamearikouen-mae Hashutsujo/This is the Police Station in Front of Kameari Park in Katsushika Ward)

Wanting a spooky robotic cat as your best friend, over any anime lolita troubles me, as I start questioning the Japanese people’s sexual orientation.

We all know trojans are fun and entertaining – at least from their creator’s point of view. These dudes often find mindblowing ways to express their emotions – and thus, the trojan’s message – like a pink bunny rabbit bouncing around your screen, screaming from the top of his lungs “Die Terrorists Die”. This time, the Japanese P2P apps and file sharing networks got themselves a new challenge, in the likes of Trojan.Pirlames, a small little virus that violently infests stuff like Winny or Share. Undercovered as a cute and harmless screensaver, the trojan usually displays, upon execution, a screenshot from Kanon, with an evil text message: “Even though Mr Kaneko was found guilty, you are still using Winny. I really hate these kinds of people“. Mr. Kaneko is the creator of Winny, it seems, and someone is really pissed of file sharing networks. Thank God this stuff doesn’t use naked Hazuki-chan images, I’d probably open multitasking sessions of it.

I’m full aware of the fact that we need more Japanese erogames. The question is, do we actually need live-action porn inspired from them? No offense to them hawt (and yet, overaged) Japanese missies that work so hard for hours and hours a day, just to give some folks a good boner, but I’d rather stick it in with my games. More exactly, with my visual novels. Porn has nothing to do with visual novels, unless you consider a bunch of green tentacles chasing helpless ladies around a crashed spaceship to be something… story-wise. And for god’s sake, au contraire to popular belief among certain communities, real-life Japanese women do NOT have big, pink eyes, nor do they get born with natural green hair. And not all of them are actual aliens or strange, yet arousing robots, bent on destroying the world after having sex with you, countless times.


That being said, the 2002 old PC title Tsumamigui from AliceSoft is going to be viciously turn into porn. And while I do have some links that you may, or may not find interesting (depending on your sexual orientation, of course), I shall refrain myself from sharing them with you. Or not.

... Or when mind and stomach work together for the benefit of mankind. Sunrise, the animation studio behind the loli hit Mai Otome, and Cure Maid Café, based where else but in the Akihabara district, the holy shrine of otakus all over the world, made a deal to promote special bentos and other delicious (and pedolicious) products, based on some specific anime intellectual proprieties. This glorious collaboration will take place in February, being split in two phases. First, between the 9th and the 18th, the said café will offer a wide variety of Mai Hime/Mai Otome panties and free porn food and drinks – who wouldn’t want to get his trembling hands on some of Mai’s Handmade Ramen (after thoroughly checking the size of her cups), or get completely wasted pouring down his stomach large quantities of Commodore Armitage’s Spirit Drink? The second phase will take place between February 23rd and March 4th and will include Ryosuke Takahashi’s Votoms, plus some related weird items. Sounds pretty good. I would certainly want to try some of them naturist and freshly baked Natsuki-chan products. Hell yea.

While this is trying to be a promotional campaign that supports safe sex (although I would pretty much require one that emphasizes on surprise sex), I am guessing it’s going to turn bad. Why? Because Okomoto Industries plans to launch a series of condoms (yes, that thing you usually lie about putting on), based on Aki Kondou’s famous bear character, Rilakkuma. Yes, you’ve heard me right. Men will now be able to prove their godly sexual potency, proudly wearing a bear on their Kami-sama. Women, on the other hand, have a thing for this happy hippy, especially those in their 10’s – 40’s. Or so they say, I actually never tend to ask a woman about how, where or how much she fantasizes with wild animals. Beginning this Wednesday, you can start searching the stores for your pink rubbers, at the low price of 1050 Yen per box. Okomoto actually hopes to make 100 milion Yen worth of sales in the first year.


I bet you’d hit that.

Never expected licensing anime would be so pricey – but it seems it actually is. According to some info gathered at INikkei BP Anime Business Forum (Japan), to localize, and furthermore, distribute a TV series in the US of A in the current fiscal year would require you to spend around 20.000 USD per episode. On average. These numbers have been growing over the past few years, even more than a little sister would grow while exposed to alien, mass onee-chans-producing, radiations. At first, when the anime phenomenon stroke the valiant American distributors, the price ranged for about a couple of thousands bucks per episode. Somewere in the mid 1990, the price went up like a healthy erection caused by the loli Ichijo sisters, especially when Evangelion stroke. Later, Cimpokomon would receive no less than 40000 USD per episode, and now, some of the most hyped and shitty appreciated shows are having a nice income of $80K or more, depending on the contract and on the jewishness of the guys who barter for it. And they whine that anime is not profitable.

Now it would be a good time to say that IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!

We sure do like cosplay. Lots of it. And if it’s about some Choco-chan cosplay when she comes out of a present box, we’re drooling already. Well, The World Cosplay Summit takes place in Japan (ORLY?), once every year, and this time, we have 11 countries that are throwing their lolitas in the contest, hoping to grab the big time award. As some of you know, last year, the newly participating team from Brazil actually won the contest (I don’t really know how, nor do I want to know how – it probably involved some brazilian lapdancing for the elderly jury), and in 2007, two more countries seem to be prepared to enter the Dark Portal of Cosplaying. One of them is Mexico, and the other – yet unannounced. We are looking forward to see the innocent participants naked. I mean cosplaying.