Thanks to ANS, we got our sticky hands on a link to Senkablog, where the dude (or dudette) in charge made a huge collection of insane pictures from last year, representing what other people would call “absolute mental instability”, or what we like to call “perfect example of common sense”. Though it involves cars (which I am not too comfortable about), the little screenies depict many treasures hidden away in the outmost attractive country of Japan. When I’ll visit, I’m going to get such a car. And, of course, a young girl driver to carry me around (and to do sono kono ano), because my driving skills are teh suck.

The Americans have it, and lookie, the Japanese have it. The Bunshun Raspberry Awards are distributed annually, recognizing the worst of Japanese cinema releases, including movies, actors, and, of course, directors. The 2007 edition of the awards took aim at Japan’s worst cases of “inspiration, ou va tu?” for 2006 – much in the same way that The Golden Raspberry Awards does for the US of A every year. Goro Miyazaki’s debut movie, Tales from Earthsea, managed to much out the grand prize, while mister Miyazaki himself received the “worst director of 2006” award. Haven’t seen the movie yet, and I’m not rushing. As far as I can tell from the press reviews of Tales from Earthsea, this guy is some sort of Uwe Boll, Japanese version. Hopefully, he has a little sister. And here are the much sought after awards:

1. Tales from Earthsea (Japan)
2. Sinking of Japan (Japan)
3. Da Vinci Code (US)
4. Nada Soso (Japan)
5. The Promise (China)
6. Umizaru 2: Test of Trust (Japan)
7. Now and Forever (Korea)
8. Rough (Japan)
9. Angel-A (France)
10. Christmas on July 24th Street (Japan)

Worst Actress: Masami Nagasawa
Worst Actor: Tom Hanks
Worst Director: Goro Miyazaki

Ah, two of my favourite subjects. No wonder they’re so succesful. It just occurred to us that, in the outmost shiny land of South Korea, people have started to take a liking in in Japanese manga that embraces the subject of alcohol. You know, stuff like wine. And vodka. And various cocktails involving little girls handling otherwise difficult to control shakers. And, of course, other little girls that can be used in sono kono ano ways after you have experienced the marvelous effects of the said hedonistic fluids. For instance, Kami no Shizuku, a manga focused on wine (and on the multiple benefits this particular, and quite natural, substance has upon your lolita-filled brain), sold more than 550.000 copies in South Korea, and 950.000 copies in Japan. Hence, the creators decided to pay a visit to Korea to investigate the posibility of a sequel and, why not, an entire series based on booze. More than that, some big bad-ass TV company there has monopolized the rights to create a TV drama, also.

Talking about more casual stuff, just before Comiket 71 started, more exactly on December 25, a cosplaying site launched out into the space, traveling faster than lighting to the planet of beautiful lolitas. RTV, the company that hosts this, offers space for users to create their own homepages and to fill them up with pictures of their little sisters. Cosplaying, of course. We look forward to it, and expect to see lots of Choco and Hazuki-chan costumes soon enough.

In every damn country on this entire sort-of globe, there exists one mighty and all-powerful, godly entity, called The Police. That, and Sting’s ex-band. Usually, The Police takes care of stuff involving groceries store thefts, donut eating contests (U.S.A. fat policemen only), cow raping or flower harassment. Recently, though, some guys from Japan’s National Police Agency woke up from their esoteric slumber and decided to investigate the influence that the internet, with all it’s not-entirely-sane content, has on children’s (healthy) development.

We all here know what the internet was created for. Two big bad things, porn and illegal fansubs. Well, it seems that these dudes have different opinions about this, reporting that godly stuff like manga, computer games or, why not, animation, have the casual effect of turning our precious little children into anti-social machines. While I do not totally disagree (take the case of MMOs, for example – playing World of Warcraft has the awfully high risk of making you wank on night elven chicks wallpapers), the generalization is typical for such organizations, organizations that start involving themselves in areas of expertise that are above the clouds and far away from them.

NPA’s sole target is to eradicate child pornography. In manga and animation. In other words, to suppress comics that deliver sexual situations with characters that seem less than 18 years old. In yet other words, to suppress god damn 90% of the existing manga and anime, because, we all know, each and every piece of Japanese animation has it’s twisted and perverted erotic situation, even cleverly disguised under the cover of, let’s say, alien-san trying to take over the world with his big bad robots piloted by hawt-looking imouto-alien-chans. Eh, well, do it if you must. NPA’s particular interest seems to be the bookstore websites where “pornography manga involving children” can be purchased. They seem to have found, browsing and flurping the internet, about 9000 adult manga items, from which 30% were “child pornography”.

Does this mean I won’t get a little sister for Christmas?

We here at Animekon cherish this time of the year. Not because we get lots of (underaged) presents, but because it is a time for everyone to enjoy some free time with their friends. In our case, enjoy some quality time playing bowling with our l33t Wiimotes. Hell, I managed 5 consecutive strikes! So, it is our pleasure to wish you all good luck, many little sisters, a happy time this winter and various other things. Enjoy your loli hollydays! Because Suzumiya said so. (Yes, I would rape her).

Does the anime phenomenon go too far? No, it does not. Thanks to ANN, I have just found out that Gaza, a place where people are almost black and kill each other on a daily basis, due to several conflicts involving stuff I really don’t give a crap about, hosts little girls that like anime. While protesting against Hamas, against terrorism and various other things (like onii-chan doing sono kono ano to her while daddy was not watching), a young (but black, not yellow) girl was toying around with a placard hosting precious Haruhi Suzumiya, and bearing the text “Stop Killing the Children”. While I can obviously see the correlation between Suzumiya and children (and Mikuru is the first thing that comes to my mind… then Yuki), I don’t see how it will help kids not being murdered on the streets anymore. The protest was, it seems, a reaction to some dude shooting here and there, killing three children in the process.

We are truly very sorry for keeping you away from your much needed pedo ratios for days on end. It must have been… like… three whole days since Animekon went down under, along with the server it’s currently hosted on. But have no fear, we’ll be moving it soon to a dedicated server so you can enjoy it 24/7.

And speaking of 7, I sure hope that Santa isn’t mad at me for this, and (s)he’ll still bring me what I asked for Christmas this year. Mite mite!


* hint: it’s not the pink fluffy… thing

…and after shamelessly doing sono-kono-ano with its imouto-web-chan TVkon, for a healthy couple of hours or so, Animekon has just given birth to a new Trailers section. Here you will find all the latest clips of interest automatically listed from TVkon, so be sure to check it on a regular basis.

The clips are mostly safe for work too, so you don’t have to worry about your boss / mom / over-aged girlfriend finding out about your deviant sexual preferences. Well, mostly…

Anyway, be sure to check it right away, because I’m sure you’ll have at least one pleasant surprise sex in there.

We can officially announce that we have a little sister. While she is not able to do blow jobs just yet, TVkon is up and running, a site where you can watch and wank all day long on various trailers that may have slipped your attention. I can guarantee that the guys there (who, by chance, are the same guys providing you with loli twists here, what are the odds), have prepared a great selection of gaming, anime, and sono kono ano trailers that await for you to erotically click them. Who knows, you may find your imouto-chan among them. Let us know if you do, please. And, since I took the time to share with you this priceless information, please allow your eyes to roam free for a second. On the boobs below.

Ichigo Mashimaro promo