There is bloodshed everywhere. Even in Thailand. The land of cheap and perfectly capable whores. They say some gunmen put on their loli student costumes, stalked a buddhist teacher and nailed him to the ground in front of his entire classroom. With thorium shells. A classroom probably filled with little girls just begging to be taught a lesson. Education first, you know. All the newspapers and other unreliable sources say that this brutal act was commited by Muslim insurgents (who may be jealous in some sick, perverted way), but I know for sure this is an action against an underground organisation, called "The Worshipers of Kimura-Sensei". Kimura is a well-known terrorist who hits on little girls, twisting their minds with the power of the Staff of Loli Resistance. He is wanted by police forces, militant factions and lolicons alike, for having the guts to hit on Kaorin-chan. Unforgivable.

"He has taught at this school for 20 years and has no fight with anyone," police Colonel Bunleu Chawet said. "This is the work of insurgents."
The shooting prompted some 20 local schools to close indefinitely, an official said.
At least 30 teachers have been killed since the beginning of the insurgency.

Remind me never ever to become a teacher in Asia, they will kill me on first sight. Because I would stare at their lolies with a very perverted look in my innocent eyes. Read here the full tragedy.

Here's a preety nice and straight(?)forward article about our arch-enemies, the Oedipal freaks. These guys not only treasure their moms in a very, very forbidden and sick way, but have the tendency to actually IGNORE younger girls in favor of the more decriptified female species known as "obsolete women", or "women over 16". Japan, of all places in the world (why am I not surprised, I wonder), has embraced South Koreea in a totally gay hug, only to present us with the planet's vastest community of Oedipal Baby Pacifier Suckers. Hell, they should form a political party. Read below this (and be sure not to drop the soap) to see the first simptoms of an almost-sane human being, terrorized by the thought that mommy will spank him if he is naughty. And he actually likes the spanking. From mom.
The Oedipal prototype will fit well in one, or more, or all of these characteristics:

* Likes Ralph Lauren and brands of his mother's generation.
* Shows a preference for interior designs such as carpets and drapes with floral patterns.
* Is overly critical if he sees that a woman's pad is messy.
* Wants to introduce his mother soon after making your acquaintance.
* When traveling, always purchases a souvenir for his mom.
* When he requests a girlfriend or his wife to prepare some dish, he tends to specify something along the lines of his mother's home cooking.
* Uses baby talk when demonstrating affection.
* Gives top priority to returning to his parents' home during Golden Week and other extended vacation periods.
* Becomes angry or sulks in a childish manner.
* When you warn him about something, he responds by saying "you sound just like my mother," but looks happy when he says it.
* If asked, "If this were your last meal, what would you want?" unhesitatingly responds, "I'd want some of my mom's whatever."

Well, to put it bluntly, they would rather hit a reumatic elderly woman, instead of a delightful, perfect, little pink-haired girl. That, my friends, stands for "sick" in my book. Here's the full story. Read it and weep.

Evil has declared war on our favourite little country, as torrential rain has utterly destroyed the southern island of Kyushu. Worse than the Full Metal Alchemist would, after not sticking his Wii in Winry's blonde ass for several long years. Our team of experts has been sent to the location to investigate the number of casualities (and to retrive some underaged anime porn while they're at it), and we are happy to announce that no lolitas were lost during the tragic calamities. The 21 dead people are over 17 years old, so they are of little matter to us, but we gladly volunteer to confort their little daughters in such harsh moments as these. God protects lolies, that's for sure.

The worst affected region was Kagoshima prefecture, on the southern tip of the island, which has been battered by rain in recent days.
Flooding across Japan has killed at least 21 people in the past week.
More rain is expected in Kyushu in the next 24 hours. Tens of thousands have been advised to leave their homes.
The Japanese military has been called in to help with rescue operations.
Heavy rains and landslides have killed dozens of people across northeast Asia since mid-July.

If wind and rain would have an urge to harm Imouto-chan, then I would declare war on God. Or on George Bush.

Which do I prefer? Well, let me check...

Touche!

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