Japanese TV dramas have yet to become a part of our usual program, but that may very well change this winter, thanks to a certain loli actress named Riko Narumi, aged 15. Her exquisite style of putting phallic symbols into her mouth - as pictured below - has already captured my wildest imagination, making me look with anticipation to her role in the upcoming Honey and Clover TV drama. In this new live-action adaptation of Chika Umino's manga (which also spawned two anime series in 2005-2006), Riko Narumi will play Hagumi - the shy and talented loli-student.

According to ANN, the show will premiere on January 8. And in a related story from a few days ago, they also passed word that Viz Media acquired the licenses for the live-action movies Honey and Clover, Love*Com, Nana and Nana 2. These will be released in the US from December and early 2008 onward.

Milla Jovovich is hot. And, as of this Saturday, she is the mother of her first child, a baby girl weirdly named Ever Gabo Anderson (we'll just call her Ga'o, and eagerly wait her to turn 12). That said, we probably won't see Milla in another Resident Evil movie too soon... But don't worry, there's more RE horror goodness on the way, starting with the Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles game launching this month for the Wii, followed next year by a newly announced CG animation, and a manga!

So far, Capcom and Sony Pictures only revealed that the first full-length CG animation film based on the Resident Evil franchise (Biohazard in Japan) will be titled Biohazard: Degeneration, and will feature "groundbreaking visual effects and a brand-new story line".

As for the manga - Biohazard: The Umbrella Chronicles: Prelude to the Collapse - this will actually debut in just a couple of days, in the Weekly Shonen Champion magazine according to ANN. They say that the manga's two-installment arc (rather short) "will recount the fall of the ubiquitous Umbrella bioengineering corporation with the first game's Chris and Jill as main characters. The manga will tie into a Nintendo Wii game which will be released worldwide this month."

...and not a fine flat chest, oh no.

Last month or so, I've told you about the story of Miyashita Masaya, the poor doujinshi artist who got busted for not placing warning labels on his hentai work. Well, long story short, police came, police saw, police made an arrest. I remember that all online communities were outraged (more or less) by this, but all in all, it seems that his work really should have been labeled "Adults Only". You know, not for kids.

And, as all things come to an end, the whole business was finally settled with a fine of 300,000 yen, which Mr. Miyashita Masaya must pay in order to clear his reputation. Or something. No more prison time for him, no more fear of dropping the soap, heh, I am glad for him.

NOW GO MAKE SOME MOAR PORN, MIYASHITA-SAMA! WE FEAST UPON THAT!

Yet another great find around the internetz - a site that hosts free (and most of all, English translated) loli manga. Thumbs up for more free Hentai, Shota, Incest, and various other things definitely 18+. But hell, the internetz gives you anonymity, so go ahead and check it out, i won't tell mom about it.

Oh yea, even if it's in English, it still reads from right to left, like any decent and true manga. They even have some Naruto, Pokemon or Bleach material, for all you fanboys out there.

Fap time here. Thanks, Secret Japan for this.

For those of you who like manga, but don't really like Jesus that much, NEXT Inc. is preparing a Manga Bible, plus other volumes depicting certain stories from the Bible. People need to be educated in the ways of Loli Jesus, and it seems that manga, due to it's high (and still growing) popularity, is one way to do it.

So watch out for a November release of the Manga Bible, a full fledged New Living Translation text, accompanied by 96 pages of quality manga, while Manga Messiah, the first of the other volumes, will show up in September.

Loli twists, anyone?

I wrote a very comprehensive post about this matter, but the fucking browsing session expired and I lost it all. *blaming the programmer*

I can't be arsed to write it again, so I'll just quote ComiPress here:

An illustrator named Masaya Miyashita (39) from Matsuyama city was arrested for creating and selling obscene manga. Police confiscated 6,600 manga during the arrest. According to reports, the artist ordered 17,000 copies of his work from a printing company in Okayama Prefecture, and even allowed doujin bookstores to sell the manga in Tokyo and Kanagawa last year.

Police estimates that Miyashita has been selling his works since early 2003, and so far has sold over 20,000 copies, earning approximately 15 million yen in profit. Other people and firms involved are also being investigated by the police.

Well, it seems more and more folks are being targeted for erotic manga related events, be it publishing it, writing it, or simply enjoying a good wank on it. What is this world coming to. Let it be known, without loli manga and anime we are seriously doomed, so mr. policemen, please be kind to these souls, kkthx?

Ok, let's see, now. Naisho no Tsubomi (Tsubomi's dirty secrets) is a manga aimed towards school girls in their teens, which is right now enjoying a pretty good sale in Japan. Simple, because it depicts the „troubles" and misteries any girl will eventually have to deal with sooner or later, such as the first chills of lovu-lovu, or, why not, one's first period. As quoted from Tsubomi herself, „Sometimes, my heart has started to beat really fast and my panties feel like they've gone all wet. When I had a look, it was all sticky. When it dried up, it went all crusty". Very interesting and educating.

Moms, dads and other old people are actually applauding the manga, considering it to be extremely educational and... motivational. I also consider it to be motivational, if you know what I mean. But the real reason the sales have gone off the roof is that otakus, lurking from every dark and sidious corner of Japan, have found better uses for such manga than their junior counterparts. Of course, because of ze moe involved.

And it's getting better, because it seems Naisho no Tsubomi will also see the light of the day from an anime point of view, or at least that's what we are all lead to belive, from the manga's latest edition. The data is scarce, all we know so far is that the show will start airing next spring in Japan. Olso, the folks at ANS offer us an unconfirmed cast list, which include:

Director Nobuhiro Takamoto, Composition and Scenario by Imagawa Yasuhiro, Character Design by Ten Nakano, Music Production by Frontier Works and Animation Production by Studio Deen.

I sense Moetan-like censorship.

Anime, manga, and various other Japanese belongings are best used for making people happy. That is a fact. While measuring our „happiness" is different from person to person, one company, Pfizer Incorporated (folks responsable for teh one and only awesome product for lazy people called Viagra), decided to use the popularity of manga to... help people with erectile dysfunctions.

The said manga is called Nisemono? and it's being delivered here, by Hiroshi Motomiya (Salaryman Kintaro, Ore no Sora). Seems that this thing is working as intended, as the site's traffic went boom after just days of it being serialised.

Well... We all know manga is made of win. They need some lolis there though. Thanks, Comipress. You are made of win, also.

Why do furry lolis look so damn hawt, is a paradox that we may never be able to shed light upon. All we can do is simply accept (with arms wide open) the likes of Aruru-in-a-bag, and take joy in every new anime to feature such fluffy characters. Which conveniently brings me to Ookami to Koushinryou - a light novel series authored by Isuna Hasekura, and illustrated by Juu Ayakura.

A manga adaptation of said furry novel was previously announced to start serialization in Dengeki Maoh magazine, from September 27, and now ComiPress picks up another report saying that Ookami to Koushinryou will also be made into an anime - as announced on the cover of the novel's fifth volume (which goes on sale this Friday).

I honestly have no idea what the novel is about, but just by looking at the five covers below, I guess it's well worth stocking up on tissues for the anime adaptation.


P.S. Just in case you were wondering what "Ookami to Koushinryou" means, it's "Wolf and Spices" "Spicy Wolf".

While we vigorously await for the anime to pop up later this year, here is a nice a cozy link for all you lolicons out there, giving you access to the Kodomo no Jikan manga, a delightful ecchi comedy that is bound to satisfy even the most... problematic people. Fap away.


The description should be enough to get you going:

23-year old school teacher Aoki Daisuke has a huge problem. One of his precocious 3rd Grade students, Kokonoe Rin, has the hots for him?! Yes, mischievous Rin has proclaimed herself to be Daisuke-sensei`s girlfriend and is now on a warpath to win him over or cause him to lose his job...whichever comes first!
Besides Rin, Daisuke`s got other problems to take care of -- one of the students in his class, Mimi (one of Rin`s friends), hasn`t been attending school recently.